Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Well done Monarch Man. Caption waiting for picture. Football fan enters field of play is given a friendly send off from Dennis Wise and Roy Keane

[SASless]

Caption Race....which happens first....Brexit or a new photo posted by Monarch Man!

[Monarch Man]

Apologies I’ve been in transit, stby for new pic

[Monarch Man]

[treadigraph]

I was gone three minutes, that's all... bloody Traffic Wardens!

[Kiltrash]

Paul Smith 69 retired engineer tries to get his Airfix kit into the Modelers AGM in Vilnius, does not realize it was a 1:1 scale model
or
The 'Using the Autobahn in wartime landing ' does not go according to plan when the Harrier was scrapped

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins, I know using old airliners made into Cafe's are the rage but using a single seat MIG?

[Kiltrash]

I wish the RAF would paint the aircraft in Squadron colours,

[Dan Gerous]

"Yeh, clipping the wings certainly improves its low level performance".

[ivor toolbox]

Is this Liverpool?

Ttfn

[Wensleydale]

Was it a branch officer?

[Wensleydale]

Hoskins made an 'ash of the landing again.

[Tashengurt]

"Well it worked on Thunderbirds!"

[c52]

"Health and Safety? No problem, mate, we've tied red ribbons to all the sharp bits."

[SASless]

Monarch Man seemed in a real hurry to get to the Bar for Happy Hour or was he merely there to do the hoovering?

[SASless]

The Bar Owner suddenly realized he would need a whole new Valet Parking Staff.

[c52]

"Yes, the tree successfully stopped the aircraft, which was travelling at 0.5 mph, with minimal damage to the wing. Now, what were you trying to tell me?"

[c52]

"So, Prime Minister, if I may illustrate Brexit choices: we either attempt to go out forwards and destroy the aircraft, or we retreat and do no damage at all."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Mikael had not really understood the intent of the T2 lane.

[SASless]

Hoskins was dead certain he would get the Barista's clothes off with his clever plan but failed to realize a nice bottle of Plonk and a dinner would be just as effective and far less difficult.