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Old 10th Feb 2019, 19:09
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R2..... fire up the convertors and let's get out of here
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The force is strong with this one
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 21:30
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ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Question 1: (three points) Illustrate the use of the term "buff (out)" as an adjective and a verb.
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 21:33
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"And then the AWO said that he'd look out for us in the Alpha Whiskey net".
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 08:52
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Well he was taxiing in, and for some reason he wasn't watching where he was going, and this happened.
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 08:54
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Originally Posted by MPN11
Just to keep the image on a recent page .... while I do a barnacle inspection


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I can see a couple from here!
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 09:17
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"ere Doris, 'e says he was shot down by the nips, go figure, all mine do is squirt milk"
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 09:18
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"Judging by the state of the thing, they tried, but it didn't buff out"
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 10:22
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Nope. That engine's had it. I guess it's back to the spin cycle on the washing machine.
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 10:23
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The pilots have so many shrapnel wounds i have almost run out of cloth to bind the injuries.
Injuries you say I think it was tomato ketchup he is using
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 11:22
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D'you think we'll get a BAFTA for this? I'm sure I heard the agency say they wanted some Bear Grylls in this shot.

Ttfn
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 11:36
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That's the last time that I go on a date with a retiarius! His Trident was such a deterrent!
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 12:34
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That's the last time we mix up hand-cream with superglue before a shoot Mavis....
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 12:37
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"Are you sure he said get out 'n buff and not get out 'nd buff?"
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 13:40
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"It's an interesting aircraft camouflage scheme, innit!"

"Yeah, and these cam nets will make it almost invisible."

"After you ..."
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 13:53
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Maskirova, distraction camouflage.
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 13:56
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"Doris, why did he say remove all loose clothing as well as high heels?"
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 14:03
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
Maskirova, distraction camouflage.
KNOT a Caption ... Good follow-up, PN
And likewise Traffic with his barnacles!
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 16:14
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Pilot: "I slammed the brakes on when I saw these hitchhikers and it pitched forwards."
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 16:46
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Well there i was cruising the South China sea looking for either the Queen Elizabeth or the Prince of Wales.... and I ran out of fuel
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Old 11th Feb 2019, 17:09
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In a statement to the Board of Enquiry, the two ladies said the aircraft appeared to be following them, but they were not displaying a Follow Me sign."
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