Caption competition

[DirtyProp]

Facing severe budget cuts, the Navy went all out to finance the new espresso machine.

[Dan Gerous]

You're right, it does look like a big zip.

[DirtyProp]

The latest Navy's recruiting ad was a resounding success, although a tad misleading.

[c52]

To raise funds, the Navy offers plane-spotters an even more exciting location than St Maarten.

[c52]

Pilot: "Are you sure we're landing from the right end?"

[c52]

"Was that 'cleared to land on Queen Elizabeth'?"

"Negative. Cleared to land on Prince of Wales."

[ivor toolbox]

Tell the pilot another lap of the Spratley Islands,
then its his turn on deck.

Ttfn

[DirtyProp]

The Italian Navy during the Red Alert status.

[c52]

"Aircraft-carrier diplomacy? No one said there had to be planes on it."

[NutLoose]

"Black smoke, they still haven't elected a new Captain!"

[SASless]

Odd thing....no one is downwind of Buster!

[Kiltrash]

Looking at post count seems there have been 50......will give it another 24 hours so judging 15.00 GMT Wednesday ...if you can curtail the excitement
K

[ShyTorque]

With apologies to "Happy Days"...

"So tell me - how was the fish?"

"Not so good, Al!"

[NutLoose]

"I wonder how Smiffy's getting on with the water skiing?"

[NutLoose]

"The captain says we are going to steam east of Cyprus so we can all claim a medal"

[JAVELINBOY]

Right spoil sport that Master at Arms, he sent all the tottie down the arse end to catch the rays

[Penny Washers]

Friends of the Earth stage a lie-down protest against nuclear/oil/coal/battery powered aircraft carriers.
Solar power is O.K., of course.

[c52]

When playing Deck Cricket, the number of fielders is unlimited to ensure no-one ever scores a 6. A team takes a short break between overs.

[SASless]

Uckers seemed to be losing its allure as evidenced by the reaction to the call to play issued by the Ship's Recreation and Morale Officer.

[Buster Hyman]

I like your thinking Hoskins. Making the deck anti-flash white has some merit...but...