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Old 28th Jan 2019, 08:58
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"Why do they call the cross deck sticky out bit Camilla, Bert?"
"Well you know they are laying down the new carriers, there was a lot of debate as whether to add a cross deck on the second one, so they came up with Camilla as a code word to use in discussions for the bit on the side of the Prince of Wales"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 10:09
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"OK, now when you spot a drone, raise your hand!"
YOUR HAND I SAID
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 10:30
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En-route to their exercise in the Mediterranean, the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln practise setting their towels down at the pool before the Germans arrive.
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 11:08
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"I see the Chief Petty Officers been at it again, I 'eard he walked down the line of the wrens in their skimpy bikinis and told 'em 'aircut, 'aircut, 'aircut.... 'e then went onto berate them, telling 'em that they we serving on HMS Bulwark and not the USS George's Bush"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 11:11
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"I 'ad a word with Smiffy in radar, he's gonna give us a burst to get our tans started"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 11:12
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"'er, isn't that Jones down there, who's driving?"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 11:16
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"So much for the Captains plan that we'd all form up to spell out Go Navy"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 11:47
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They are all hoping to cool off in the downwash of the next chopper arrival.
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 13:54
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Thanks to all the entries for the Finals of the Dancing Competition. We now have a winning couple. Give him and him a big hand!
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 14:00
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"Im telling ya, the world is starting to tilt"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 14:13
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It's Eddie the Eagle, Sir, asking us to clear the ski jump - he's going back into training...
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 14:57
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Bloggs idea to turn the ramp into a giant slide met with some technical issues.
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 16:32
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No.1 in Lonely planets 'Places you're least likely to be hit by an aircraft.'
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 18:15
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LSO .........“Call the balls”

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Old 29th Jan 2019, 04:09
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Wait...what? We're not selling it to the RAN now???
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Old 29th Jan 2019, 04:10
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And this is your idea of a Ski holiday in the Med is it?
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Old 29th Jan 2019, 04:11
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You can tell the ones who speak Cantonese. They're the one's who are always.....
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Old 29th Jan 2019, 11:09
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In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
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Old 29th Jan 2019, 11:12
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Does my bum look big in this?


(It had to be said)
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Old 29th Jan 2019, 11:16
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Cor...this takes me back to Blackpool this does!
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