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Old 16th Jan 2019, 00:11
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OK boys this is my last toss of the dice and the bet is the whole pot !
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 01:06
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The Brits are dropping cookies they say....next thing you know it will be the Americans dropping Candy!
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 08:03
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Having cancelled Operation Sealion the Germans Google alternate holiday destinations instead of Skegness, and so the invasion of Alicante was born
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 08:05
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This is my poker face.So your call!
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 08:07
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Having cancelled Operation Sealion the Germans Google alternate holiday destinations instead of Skegness, and so the invasion of Alicante was born
Mein Kapitan, apparently zer British haff thrown our towels in zer swimming pool - so unsporting!

Last edited by treadigraph; 16th Jan 2019 at 11:21. Reason: Predictive text doesn't understand Pidgin-German
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 08:29
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Did you hear a click?
Yes.
Did you pull his finger?
Yes.
....Nobody move....
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 11:26
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"El Alamein, Stalingrad, Falaise gap, und now Corbyn,,, mine gott can it get vorse"
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 11:28
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"Zer Britishers vant to renegotiate der treaty, doest anyvone know vere we left der train carriage?"
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 12:59
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Hermann....dis ist mein Happy Face!
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 14:32
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Hey! Somebody chust touched my balls!...................I think ve all know who it vas!!
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 14:38
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The results are.....................

3rd Place Nutloose with..............
"Ja Ja...It vorks viff all ze gurls, I tell zem I hav a beeg knob"

2nd Place 622 with..................
Its the British Sir...they have gone B4....that's our Battleship!

1st Place and winner of the CST is SaSless with ............................
The Brits report their NAAFI is out of Tea.....for them the War is over!


Tough luck to Wensleydale, Kiltrash, MPN11, NutLoose and ivor toolbox for their entries leaning towards current news items.

Take it away SaSless
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 17:35
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The devastating news of the CapCom winner is announced and the losers all show their sad faces.... promising to get even

Well done SaSless
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Old 16th Jan 2019, 18:51
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"Order ... Order!"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 02:30
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Did anybody tell Sassy?
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 03:30
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Lord bless my Trousers!

Having a late night cup of Tea and I run across this bit of news.

I shall endeavor to find somethiing suitable.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 04:34
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 05:28
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Now you tell me this was the left side tread !
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 05:47
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Dammit Carl....what do you mean "Hey Ya'll! Watch This!"?
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 06:10
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Whadaya mean, it's only flat on the bottom.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 06:17
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"Grommmmiiitttt!"
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