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Old 14th Jan 2019, 13:06
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It is Herr Trumpf, he is asking for the drawings of der Berlin wall.

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 15:49
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Radio man. Who was that touching my thigh under the table?
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Quick go to utube. Hitler is having a rant about the Brits scrapping the Harrier
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 15:58
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Radio London says the Mayor has announced a Ultra Low Emmission Zone, so without tanks the invasion is cancelled
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 16:09
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What do you mean "Gordon's Aliiiiive"?

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 17:21
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Overmanning in the Ryanair flight deck
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OK so who left the cockpit door open?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 17:52
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"Come on, throw the dice! We need to know if we invade Russia or Mexico!"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 18:23
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Who dat say who dat say who dat say who dat . . . .?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 19:26
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Guv, it's Jeremy Corbyn... wants to know what odds we're giving against him being PM after the next election.

10/1.

Right Guv, he says he'll have a hundred grand on it.

Don't take it!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 19:29
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Its ein confusing message ... Do ve haf troops in Niger?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 20:40
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"Cross-gender? Vy are you looking at me ? ? ? It cannot happen in ze Third Reich."
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 22:37
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"Nein, mein "head-out-the-window" hairstyle ist mein idea, und I neffer heard off Justin Bieber!"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 04:10
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Well we tried telling the British that invading Poland was just a day out for the Army, but the reply was 'Up yours Adolf'
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In Berlin at the transmitter Lord Haw Haw finds he is backing the wrong side
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 05:59
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He says he will NOT put pineapple on a pizza.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 07:32
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It's Von Klinkerhoffen, he's lost his little tank.

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Old 15th Jan 2019, 08:06
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"OMG ... Murray lost!"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 08:09
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"Ze director zays zat ve haff to stay here und look dozy until Herr Burton und Herr Eastvood burst in".
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 08:52
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"You put 3 extra Dits on your last mezzage, und it says Heil ****ler!"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 08:58
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No Kapitan, I've no idea who tipped the roulette wheel on edge - but at least I caught the ball!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 09:11
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It seems the picture I posted goading Cattletruck for his non appearance opened the floodgates.
Off on hols Friday so judging Thursday pm uk time for this standby Capcom, going to be spoilt for choice, some corkers entered by the usual suspects.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 09:19
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Its Cattletruck, he says he is trapped in the loo, can someone bring a screwdriver and get him out
My apologies for being caught with my pants down again. Thank you JAVELINBOY for doing the honours, and by all means please be the judge of this one.

My entry below

"Sorry, we appear to have used up all our monthly plan."
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