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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:36
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Nein it appears the Americans have captured the Brylcream factory
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:38
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"It is the French.....the yellow vests are fighting their Government, and they cannot bring the dispute to a close because neither side has someone to surrender to. They wish to know if Germany can help?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:41
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He has a strange accent, but it sounds like 'Hello, playmates.'
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:42
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Can anyone else hear heavy breathing and smell leather?
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That Bismark's last signal was 'We are the greatest Battleship ever, what could that teeny weeny bi plane do to hurt us?' then it all went silent
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That was Herr Goering, asking us to rustle up a squadron of Spitfires
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:44
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I have intercepted the communication. It appears they are looking for wet Celery & flying goggles.
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:10
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Nein my Kapitan, we haven't won zer EuroMillions zis week...

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Zat was zer Fuhrer - he wants to know why you didn't forecast Crewe Alexandra v Morecombe as a score draw.
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:15
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....MODERATE OVEN????????
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:20
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Its the British Sir...they have gone B4....that's our Battleship!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:20
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"He said it only vunce"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:31
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"They are saying the Fuhrer only has one ball! Can it be true Herr Colonel?"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:35
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"It's the Brits. They've trapped themselves behind their own borders. Can someone bring a screwdriver and get them out?"

(With apologies to JAVELINBOY)
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:36
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"Nah, Zoe Ball's still annoying "
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 10:38
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"All I can pick up is a high pitched whine. Must be PMQs."
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:28
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The Brits report their NAAFI is out of Tea.....for them the War is over!
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:38
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'Zay say ze picture von der gefallenen Madonna mit den grossen tölpeln ist nicht on ze vall of ze church!'
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:43
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Are you sure this is the audition for Hogan's Heroes?

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 11:56
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"It vas originally built to make ze heavy vater, but ve found it made a better Gin, dis batch ve call zer Hitler bunker as is only available for a limited time"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:02
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Message from Agent Bercow, he has sabotaged Brexit

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:05
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They want to know how much we will pay for the latest photo's of Section Officer Harvey

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Old 14th Jan 2019, 12:52
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OMG! Der Fuehrer likes my status!
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