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"Should we be wearing helmets?"
"F**k that. It's hot and only a photo-shoot. Nobody will notice anyway."
"F**k that. It's hot and only a photo-shoot. Nobody will notice anyway."
Sarge why are we all facing this way? Well we are not allowed to turn round and not see what is not there that we are not protecting
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Bloggs did not fully grasp the significance of Marge saying she was going to tell her Brothers about his roaming hands!
Alright chaps, time's up.
As usual you naughty lot outdid yourselves,
so after much deliberation (aided by beer) these are the results:
3rd place:
622 with
Yes Sir, I can read their sign now...it says 'We are behind you'
2nd place:
Ascend Charlie with
"They are not responding to the loudhailer, so put up the big sign that says "Show us your t!ts"
And the winner is:
cattletruck with
"The general will not pay your bribe and wants his Windows 10 computer unlocked right now".
Take it away!
Well done everybody!
As usual you naughty lot outdid yourselves,
so after much deliberation (aided by beer) these are the results:3rd place:
622 with
Yes Sir, I can read their sign now...it says 'We are behind you'
2nd place:
Ascend Charlie with
"They are not responding to the loudhailer, so put up the big sign that says "Show us your t!ts"
And the winner is:
cattletruck with
"The general will not pay your bribe and wants his Windows 10 computer unlocked right now".
Take it away!
Well done everybody!
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
The festivities started with red flares lighting up the toilet at the same time as the puzzled German emerged. Moments later all hell broke out as the Bastille was besieged. 😀
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"Ja Ja...It vorks viff all ze gurls, I tell zem I hav a beeg knob"
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"Is is Herr Chamberlain in Grossbrittanien. . He says they are at war with Germany."
"Someone had better tell the Fuhrer at once."
"Someone had better tell the Fuhrer at once."
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"He keeps saying Negger, ve have gott it.......... nein ve can't have zat in zer film.."
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"She says she vill resign if she does not get zer backing"
"Ja Ja, but vot about May?"
"Ja Ja, but vot about May?"
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"Ve are retreating on all fronts since she opened ze borders"
