Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

The F1 Grid Girls after redundancy get a new job with the Red Arrows

[Kiltrash]

Applicants wanted, Outfitters for flight crew, must have experience in Female lingerie measurements.PPRuNe members need not apply
or
Only the Best of the Best can drive in high heels
or
One of the unexpected side effects of Hi G Turns is revealed

[Ascend Charlie]

"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[Hydromet]

Bloggs and Hoskins had a reputation for occasionally wearing non-standard uniform items.

[ivor toolbox]

and what are YOU looking at Mr Warrick. . .haven't you seen G pants before?

Ttfn

[DirtyProp]

Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear!

[Pontius Navigator]

Maverick and Gander go to debrief

[Pontius Navigator]

'Oi, you there, yes you, where's your hi viz top.'

[NutLoose]

While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about.

[NutLoose]

"Now that's what I call an HDD"

[treadigraph]

Flt Lt Cupid Stunt: "We pulled about 15G and then all our clothes fell off..."

Flt Lt Mary Hinge: "...But it was done in the best posssssible taste!"

[NutLoose]

"Well I thought we would never get through customs"

[NutLoose]

"Right that's briefing finished, what's next?"

[Penny Washers]

The screen de-misting system was then subjected to the ultimate test . . .

[DirtyProp]

"Check six" took on a whole different meaning....

[DirtyProp]

Strangely enough, after Sgt. Scroggins was placed in charge of Sqd maintenance all female pilots started complaining about the air-con being stuck on HOT-HIGH.

[ValMORNA]

I told you, honey, this hitch-hiking game is easy. These fly-guys are suckers for a bit of bare flesh.

[cattletruck]

Suddenly it's gone from TU to fully serviceable.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A typo on the maintenance release has the crew heading off to the fitters to have their G-Spots inspected.

[Dan Gerous]

Does Red Bull give you wings?
No, I prefer to use Tampax.