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Old 30th Nov 2018, 19:26
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"Cause of latest Anchorage earthquake revealed."

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Old 30th Nov 2018, 20:16
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Wren Jenny promised her friends she would definitely pull tonight.
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Old 30th Nov 2018, 20:18
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Dave knew after 20 shots and 12 pints he would pull a stunner at the Mess ball.
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Old 30th Nov 2018, 20:19
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Dave went to sleep thinking it would look better in the morning.
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Old 30th Nov 2018, 20:21
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Old owner said a hot curry and M&Ms would really get the beast moving, hours later he realised it wasn't the moving he thinking about.
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Old 30th Nov 2018, 20:23
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Dr Pepper, What's the worst thing that could happen jingle, finally proved right.
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Old 30th Nov 2018, 21:57
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Anton Du Beke finally quits strictly after the pairings are announced for the 2019 series.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 01:42
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The beasts' name......"Trump" of course !
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 07:47
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'Hoskins, I said design a catapult launching system, how the hell can that work? "

"Easy Sir, it simply goes over the bow and the rest follows."
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 07:58
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Boudica finally received her new war chariot after the competition for construction had been opened to British contractors following complaints that buying Roman was unfair.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 08:36
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47 Sqn finally get a crew transport to match their Beverleys...
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 08:41
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BAE submission for .FRES vehicle clearly missed the rapid and air transportable aspects of the specification.

Their interpretation of future and effect were also questionable.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 08:51
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The acceleration is quite something when it farts.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 09:10
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Originally Posted by dook
The acceleration is quite something when it farts.
Not quite so nice when it marks its territory though!
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 09:11
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Damn, I thought you said guide a Hip POTUS.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 09:13
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Hoskins was feeling the effects of Hippothermia....
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Having brought the Crocodile into service, 79 Armoured Division went on to justify why their tanks were known as "Funnies" when they unveiled their river crossing vehicle. Indeed, this vehicle was the precursor to the Buffalo which was later used to cross the Rhine.
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The new presidential candidate, sick of the old Donkey and Elephant mascots of the current parties, chose a Hippo-Potomac as his emblem, and because it was a bit of a gamble, put roulette wheels on his chariot.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 11:10
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Tex reckoned that being first in the race to choose the prettiest hippo had definitely paid off.

Getting his leg over might prove to be something else.
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The guy driving doesn't look happy. In fact, he looks a little...sulky...
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