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Old 12th Nov 2018, 14:51
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What's that you're saying Flipper, Skippy's fell down a mine shaft.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 15:39
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FFS don't say FETCH!
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 15:53
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Latest search for MH370 underway. .

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Trump finds new ways to retrieve lost golf balls

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Old 12th Nov 2018, 17:33
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"Dolphin loose - fish pond established "

"That OK skip?"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 17:57
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Sopwith’s Dolphin was less elegant, but very effective.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 17:57
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HQ felt the sea survival training was too easy and air crew were not taking the course seriously, so trained hunter killer dolphins were added to the program......
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 17:59
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The Navy dolphin training crew were not impressed when they were told to train the dolphin to find the watch the CO had dropped ......
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 17:59
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Training went swimmingly.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 18:00
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Think bubble over the Dolphin

I am not jumping because it's fun, I am jumping because the water is Farking freezing !
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 18:54
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Meanwhile the RN continued with their Goldfish training programme. Slowly.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 20:35
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"Bloody good disguise Hoskins"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 20:43
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"Can you smell fish?"
"Yes, but best not say anything or she might not drive the boat again"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 20:58
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"Why does it keep squeaking mine and pointing?"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 21:14
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Just because it flies doesn't mean it belongs to the Air Force.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 21:19
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A new student posted to 4 FTS realises that he is at the wrong Wales.
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 21:21
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"Call base and ask if we have a Russian speaking interpreter"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 21:28
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"Just tell the cook it's a tuna, he won't be any the wiser, the only tuna he will have seen comes out of a tin."
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 21:50
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"Well I never knew, Dolphins jump out of the water to pee"
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 23:02
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GATFATF. .....
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Yep with a bit more speed I think I can get over the wall to the girl dolphins
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Flipper why are you hunched? Bit tight this wet suit
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Red Bull gives you wiings
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Red Bull take cliff diving to stupid levels
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Lake of German light water left over from the war is found
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Old 12th Nov 2018, 23:07
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Lcr Buster names his pet Dolphin 'Nutty' and proudly shows he is trained to jump through hoops
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