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Old 17th Oct 2018, 19:38
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Consternation in the engineers workshop about the meaning of the crew chief's last words..... 'Oh no not again'
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Mavericks last words were 'Too close for missiles, switching to .... Bump'
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Mav and Ice playing Chicken does not go as Hollywood would have us believe
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 20:26
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As the flight trials advanced it was felt that they were being a bit ambitious on the SRVL
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 20:40
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The F/A-18 Hornet airframe design team at Boeing/McDonnell-Douglas failed to fully grasp the concept of stealth radar.
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 21:03
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Now that's what I call Ground Clutter Returns!
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 22:27
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Think bubble over guy standing

Well at least the good news is I am now an enemy ace !
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 22:29
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I guess this is where I have to tell the Squadron CO what I did to his airplane.......
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Old 17th Oct 2018, 22:50
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Its no use hiding in the intake, the Boss wants a word with you asap.
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 07:20
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While patrolling the border, the Texas ANG discovers Donald Trumps wall was built faster than expected
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 07:39
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At Nellis, Lt Smith bumps into the red line around Area 51
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 10:48
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Techlog entry: The hummingbird hawk moth is a lot bigger than one first thought.
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 10:53
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Rhino. It's short for Rhinoplasty!
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 11:04
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Judging this evening. Surprised only one Maverick!

How about when he had 50 bandits trapped on his nose?
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 11:24
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Well Goose, guess we were lucky to get it back in one piece!..........Goose?..........GOOSE?
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 11:44
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PN - when Maverick bumped into the Hard Deck?
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 12:04
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Yep, we had better reduce the power on the catapult!
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 13:02
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"I have an idea, Sir. The runway needs to extended by exactly ten feet."
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 13:27
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Well.. .we finished up on his 6
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 15:22
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Topgun 2 reveals Mavericks anger at not being able to hop back into his F-14.....reports suggest an Iranian deal may be on the cards.
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 17:05
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"Well, Silver City made a good living from this Car Ferry lark a few years ago !"l
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Old 18th Oct 2018, 17:13
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Well time to call Knock it Off:

In 3rd place with: Don't know what we hit is Wensleydale.

In 2nd Somebody's nicked the Blue Circle is Artie

But in 1st place, pipping Buster Hymen's Gesundheit is

drum roll

Pasta with Bless You

Well done, CST will be despatch overnight, keep it
polished

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