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Old 11th Sep 2018, 14:40
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"Wait for it, the last chap that tried to signal us with semaphore chopped his arm off in the prop"
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Old 11th Sep 2018, 21:40
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Judging tomorrow chaps.

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Old 12th Sep 2018, 03:27
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Army Liaison Flight....how what could that possibly mean?
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 07:22
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That's one damned ugly horse no wonder tha earth repelled it.
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 07:24
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That's one damned ugly horse no wonder the earth repelled it.
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:17
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"And you will be telling me next we will drive to war in water tanks"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:20
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"Don't worry, the Government have these infernal machines in hand, I was only told last week that they are looking at launching a countermeasure to shoot them out of the sky, they're calling it Operation CAA"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:26
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"He called it his kite, but I cannot see a string anywhere"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:30
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:33
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Like painting the Forth Rail Bridge, doing a runway inspection by horse means when you finish you have to start allover again
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:35
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I say Carruthers looks like the horses are getting frisky again, quick back to the stables
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 10:38
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Is it me or is Biggles gaining on that train in the distance,?
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 12:57
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Biggles just knew it would be a ****ty landing!
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 13:53
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 14:15
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"He was looking for somewhere called Luton Airport, but I pointed out I had never heard of it and that he was at Heath Row"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 14:26
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"Goood, that's Danny orf on his solo now!"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 15:25
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Messers English and Electric said 'Them damm Zeppelins we need better time to height '....and so a legend was born
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 15:33
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" I think they need to redesign their cap badge to a waddling duck.. chaps"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 15:35
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"He said he could be over Calais in an hour and the way that headwind is pushing him backwards I could quite believe it"
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Old 12th Sep 2018, 15:41
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"What do you call that thing-a-me-bob?"

" They call it a plane, and don't call me Bob "

"Why plane?"

" It's what they used to smooth the wood when they made it. "

"I say, why don't they call it an aeroplane?"
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