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Old 11th Aug 2018, 10:36
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McBloggs, the order was 'Fix bayonets', and yours certainly looks like it needs fixing!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 12:53
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Campbell was unaware of how he earned the Mess Name of "That Wee Scot" and a permanent assignment to a one Man Met Station at the southern end of South Georgia Island.
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 14:07
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"Och, she's noo got any medals"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 14:10
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 15:20
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Ma'am. On behalf of the Regiment, we'd like to thank you for not going all 'Sharon Stone' on us for the photo!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 15:21
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Laddie, you'll never catch a fish with that wee tackle!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 15:40
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers

Yes, Philip orften sits like that when he's got his kilt on. Says it refreshes the parts...
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 17:02
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"That's why I like my Scottish regiments, they are troops with a little of meat on them"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 18:43
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The afternoon before the Ball of Kerrymuir ? (Sorry, Ma'am - only joking !)
 
Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:13
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"Bloggs, you is on a charge!! Standing orders clearly state no weapon shall be unsheathed in the presence of Her Majesty!"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:14
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Or the classic :

"Is anything worn under the kilt?"

"No ma'am, it's all in perfect working order!"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:16
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"Thank you Colonel. And how many privates do you have out on parade this morning?"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:18
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There's never a corgi there when you need one!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:18
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"HOSKINS!!!! The order was to dress right, not left!"
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:19
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"Thank you Colonel. And how many privates do you have out on parade this morning?"
Genuinely just laughed out loud!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:21
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“Quartermaster ... a heavier Sporran for Mr Wayving-Willey, please.”
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:24
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“Well, Ma’am, he’s better known in the Regiment for his fishing tackle.”
”One assumes he fishes for Sprats, Colonel.”
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:25
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"Well sir, I'd heard Her Majesty was keen on skiing!"

(awaits summons to Tower...)
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 19:47
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Genuinely just laughed out loud!
So did I...!
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Old 11th Aug 2018, 20:01
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Mummy...

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Dont know about the Argies but this puts the willie up me

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Its a Man's Army....

or

Where the Gay Gordons got it's name

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