Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

Now you know why the windows open on Ganja Airways aircraft.

Or

Passengers get rid of the evidence on KLM flights.

[NutLoose]

"We'll hide in here, they will never find us"

[Kiltrash]

The red moon has a strange impact on flying tonight

or

PA Announcement. 'please do not be alarmed at anything you see outside, but if you have any suggestions as to WTF?'

or

Update to 'Aircrash Investigation' on BA9 does nothing to calm Nervous Flyers

or

Now this should make the flying display at Farnbourgh 2018 more interesting

or ( last one for today)

Now you know what the big red button in the cockpit with attached label 'DO NOT TOUCH ' does

[Big Pistons Forever]

FO to jumpseater, Yah the Captain used to be a fighter pilot.

[Big Pistons Forever]

From the right side of the cockpit "I want my Mommy !"

[Ascend Charlie]

"When they said they would give us a hot refuel, they weren't kidding!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Meanwhile, somewhere near Bermuda.....

[Kiltrash]

Scriptwriters on the X - Files take a team bonding trip

or

Damm weather radar is playing up again. Stupid thing says that sky's are clear with only slight drizzle

or

Moses decides that Jeremy Corbyn on his hol's needs to be taught a lesson

[Danny42C]

"I think it's Ectoplasm, and there'a a medium on board has just contacted her Control !"

or:

"the microwave timer in the Galley is on the blink again !"

[MPN11]

“Was that you!?”
”Sorry, Captain!”

[andytug]

"Er... Red 7, everyone else is still flying Hawks, you know...."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Eh, Pierre, ze bleu smoke ees on ze blink again, ze President will not be 'appy!"

Judging tonight Oz time.

[Buster Hyman]

Hey Skipper...you know that song 'Smoke on the Water'?"
"OH ****!!!!!!!"

[Ascend Charlie]

OK, honourable mention to C52:

"It's called Stealth Technology. We disguise the aircraft as a small thunderstorm."

Treadigraph scored well with

Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas

"See, it happens every time we hit 88 mph"

Nutloose, you have missed a wonderful career as a comedian.

Handing over (waggles cyclic)

[NutLoose]

Cool.... well, I promised Big Pistons Forever a shot at it, to correct his last win, so I will let him know, sorry for the delay and thanks

[Big Pistons Forever]

[c52]

"Errm... Errm... How shall I explain what the helmet is really used for?"

[Danny42C]

"Yes - that thing would scare the crap out of me, too !"

[treadigraph]

Iceman... Iceman... I was only kidding when I said you have a remarkably small appendage... honest!

[MPN11]

“I feel The Need ... for a Navigator/WSOP”