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"Yes, darling, you are, of course right... he is an Air Marshal... but no, he's not a member of the Federal Air Marshal's Service in a cunning disguise. I'll explain later..."
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“I’m thinking of biting your neck, but this may not be the place or moment, as someone’s watching.”
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“Don’t say anything more, darling. Just in case MI5 are following PPRuNe.”
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Last orders Ladies, Gentlemen and Buster please 
Results tomorrow allowing time for the future honoured holder of the CS Trophy to start the weekend off.
Results tomorrow allowing time for the future honoured holder of the CS Trophy to start the weekend off.
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I’d be very careful what you say. Lese Majeste is frowned on round here! And on PPRuNe.
Can you please pay as royalty don't carry cash!
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Ok its that time, Scores on the doors and it was hard, there are some cracking comments, but for a damned good chortle and for appealing to my sense of humour, the 3 winners ( You all are really ) in reverse order are
Third place
MPN11 with
“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”
Second place
ShyTorque with
"What did that senior officer say, Dear?"
"He said next time I had a shave I was to try standing a bit closer to my razor!"
But coming in First Place goes to Ascent Charlie along with the removal from someones Christmas card list
Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"
The CS Trophy is well and truly past.. over to you Ascent Charlie
Third place
MPN11 with
“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”
Second place
ShyTorque with
"What did that senior officer say, Dear?"
"He said next time I had a shave I was to try standing a bit closer to my razor!"
But coming in First Place goes to Ascent Charlie along with the removal from someones Christmas card list
Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"
The CS Trophy is well and truly past.. over to you Ascent Charlie
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas