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Old 9th Jun 2018, 15:51
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anything less than 1000 acres is a hobby farm round here....

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Old 9th Jun 2018, 16:03
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OK that is enough talk obout me, now let’s talk about helicopters!
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 16:05
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Well this is nice Roger but I can’t check my Facebook from here, so let’s go home.
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 19:49
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What? Picked a great time to tell me about your bladder weakness. ..toilet about 30km that a way
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 19:52
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Yes really we are out of fuel
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 19:55
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Yes silly i am a pilot and I fly in high heels
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 19:55
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"Who the hell is Sheila?...... "
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 19:56
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"Fancy a Waltz Matilda?"
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 21:47
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Stick around love, I'll show you some Blue Thunder...
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 00:50
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Pity the Pilot having to not only watch....but take photos to boot!
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 00:53
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"Ahhh bugger, I just remembered I am not night rated, it looks like we will have to stay the night"
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 08:29
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Oh, Bruce, you've got me so turned on, I will have to be careful not to slip off the edge!
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:08
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Caption competition



"Ven did you last see your handler??"
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:15
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What do you mean you gave my poodle to the Koreans to look after, they thought it was a gift of an appetiser.......
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:17
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"I can see right through your hair"
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:21
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Merkel: "Ve haff vays of making......"

Trump: "Don't even go there!"
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:24
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Merkel Trumped at musical chairs
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:27
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"Nein nein nein, yu wil have the same heir kutz as me and all previous chancellors."

Trump... "5 more minutes and it's lunch."
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:34
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All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual...is that what you’re trying to do now Angela?
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Old 10th Jun 2018, 11:54
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Angela: "Watch this, guys. I just look at him and he falls asleep."
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