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Old 5th Jun 2018, 11:33
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"I must admit it's very shiny and smooth"
"Yup, you find most Beavers are these days!"
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Old 5th Jun 2018, 18:52
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Oh thanks darling but I have found my mobile in my pocket, it can all go back now

Nice Beaver.. Thank You...(Naked Gun)
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Old 5th Jun 2018, 18:56
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My solution to the Heathrow capacity problem: just use one of the reservoirs.
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Old 6th Jun 2018, 01:53
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 04:19
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Judging tomorrow night
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 08:55
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"I'm sure it said FOLLOW ME."
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 15:02
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There told you so .Can easily get a quart in a pint pot
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 15:04
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Said the customer experience manager for ryanair
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 15:35
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"And this is the sunroof."
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 17:05
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 17:16
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"Shouldn't you be inside when you run through the passenger safety brief?"
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Old 7th Jun 2018, 19:48
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AC Kermode's book said nothing about this. .

Ttfn
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 03:25
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Many great entries but I am sucker for a well done turn of phrase


Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
And with pilot and pax, that Otter do it.

Dan Gerous, My duty at the noble post of CAPCOM contributor is done, you have the watch
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 08:32
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Thanks Big Pistons, I wasn't expecting that. Have a go at this over the weekend.


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Old 8th Jun 2018, 08:43
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"What harm can half a bottle of wine do? Besides it'll be dark soon and the police aren't about"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 08:48
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"I'm sorry Rupert, it's over. You told me you had an impressive chopper and you lied - on both counts"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 08:55
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When you offered me Robinson's, I thought you meant that stuff the tennis players drink
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:10
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:33
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The Pilot may be drunk, but the helicopter is stoned!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:49
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Yep, always cheaper to rent it.
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