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[SASless]

Jones....you care to explain exactly what provoked you to stub out your fag on the Cannon?

[Big Pistons Forever]

I know it is disappointing but see here the Commanding General has specifically ordered no MAGA hats can be worn by uniformed personnel.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well you need to ask yourself. “What would Trump do” !

[Kiltrash]

No little boy, in this if you get killed you do not press CTR-ALT-DEL

or

Simkins what do you mean we cannot fire till the ear defenders get here?

or

Yes I know the locals are starving but they could have saved the message for us before they eat the pigeon

[Buster Hyman]

"Why are we aiming at the Wall? An excellent question young Man. Well, the reason is that we've learned from the mistakes made in Singapore & nobody's gonna sneak up on us like that!"

[Kiltrash]

Very observant young man, but we are just waiting for the President to pass by on Dealey Plaza,

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hang on, I'm confused. Let's just run through this again. You're saying the end with the hole in it points which way?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Son, I call this position "Parade Rest". Now f#%k off!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Members of the 321st New York Anti-Aircraft Battery had had a long boring war. Their guns didn't elevate much, and aircraft hadn't been invented yet.

[c52]

"And in the Sistine Chapel you can see how Leonardo thought God touched Adam's finger with his own finger, rather like this."

-"Gee, ain't that swell!"

[c52]

There were only two volunteers for the re-enactment of the battle of the Sun-Burnt Left Ear Brigade

[c52]

"Thank you for your kind thought, young man, but it would certainly not be better to carry the satchel rather than to wheel it around on this handy pair of wheels."

[c52]

"I told you not to lean on it. Now, how are you going to get upright again? - Here, let me give you a hand."

[SASless]

Buster deep in thought after seeing the size of the cannon....day dreamed of what might have been and thought Life can be so un-fair.

[Penny Washers]

Hey, Mister - have you left the lens cap on? Is that a lens cap? Eh? EH ? ? ?

[Buster Hyman]

So, you know Dances with Wolves? Well, I'm Leans on a Gun & this is Fingers the Corporal!

[NutLoose]

"Don't worry about me plunging the ramrod in and cleaning out the detritus from the large bore, I've done many a WRAC"

[MPN11]

I think I really ought to judge this evening, as I have to focus on packing for our trip to the USA at the crack of Doom on Monday!

“Last orders, please”

[cavuman1]

DISCLAIMER

NOT A CAPTION

MPN11 - we Colonists look forward to having you aboard! We hope you have a restful and enjoyable visit here on our shores. Should you encounter any confusing situations, please post here such that I or my many fellow countrymen may rush to your assistance!

- Ed

[CONSO]

Originally Posted by cavuman1

NOT A CAPTION

MPN11 - we Colonists look forward to having you aboard! We hope you have a restful and enjoyable visit here on our shores. Should you encounter any confusing situations, please post here such that I or my many fellow countrymen may rush to your assistance!

- Ed

BTW- Over here we use different words for your version of ' god save the queen ' - we start instead with ' my country tis of thee . .

and as for the star spangled banner ..

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