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Old 21st May 2018, 18:51
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And now the last 4 ...

Big Pistons Forever @ 48301 ...
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Well actually sir, she was named after the Admiral’s wife......"

NutLoose @ 48247 with a VERY well observed ...
"
Jones pondered his fate at the end of the barrel of the firing squad gun, while the board debated who would pull the trigger"

Dan Gerous @ 48257 [showing age and good musical taste] ...
"We call it a Beatle Boat. It's made from Norwegian Wood..."

Dan Gerous @48287 ...
"Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos."


<crowd oohs and aahs>
<Caption Controller goes to refill glass of Calvados>
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Old 21st May 2018, 18:55
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<Dolly-bird in very small skin-tight dress hands over sealed envelope, pouts prettily and sashays off stage right>
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Old 21st May 2018, 18:58
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Dan Gerous @48287 ...
"Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos."

<Tumultuous applause>

CS Trophy consigned to DHL, Dan Gerous. You should get it by July.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:18
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Thanks MPN11. Have a go at this one folks.

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Old 21st May 2018, 19:21
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Putin looking a little Put out.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:23
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President Putin denies that Russia has developed a new class of miniature submarines.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:23
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Whatever you do.... Don't Trump!
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:32
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"No,don't touch Sir, that's the bath-plug!!!!"
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:33
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Vlad was concerned that there was only room for one bodyguard instead of 12.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:43
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Russia has evolved the Isetta bubble-car into something equally weird.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:45
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The Presidential Helicopter landed short of the carrier, but sadly he seemed to have survived.
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Old 21st May 2018, 19:52
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Don't worry Vladimir Vladimirovich, if you crap yourself there's a roll of toilet paper jut behind your left shoulder...
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Old 21st May 2018, 20:50
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Wishing to star in the remake of Crimson Tide where Russia wins President Putin was disappointed that the October Revolution was a bit smaller than he expected
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Old 21st May 2018, 20:57
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Having seen what Putin got for 64bn Roubles Bae decided that £7bn for Astute was quite reasonable
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Old 21st May 2018, 21:18
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"It's called Fusion Technology and it's all the rage. Here we have fusion between a helicopter and a submarine."
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Old 21st May 2018, 21:25
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"Damn - I think I've left the chip pan on..."
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Old 21st May 2018, 22:07
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"A little late on the roundout, Hoskvitch!"
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Old 21st May 2018, 22:40
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Sitting in his office atop the Kremlin, Putin stands firm with Trump in denying the existence of Global Warming.
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Old 21st May 2018, 22:41
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Whilst driving over the new Crimea Bridge, Putin asks to meet the Engineers...
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Old 22nd May 2018, 06:24
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"One ping only, Vassily".
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