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The new Anti-Social Media concentration helmet was working just fine until she managed to get a picture of it on Instagram where it went viral in around the lab monkey community
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Here is Meghan preparing for the big day on Saturday.
Won't Harry be in for a huge surprise when he finds out that Meghan is . . . . .
able to type!
Won't Harry be in for a huge surprise when he finds out that Meghan is . . . . .
able to type!
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The typing pool was comprised of 50% speed typists and 50% who were simply hunt 'n' peckers...
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“If this photo goes public, Sir, I will be extremely cross.” .... “Oh, shut up, Ethel,and keep typing.”
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"The doc says it will give me a more manly look, a deeper voice and increased facial hair growth, it all part of my gender realignment programme to hopefully one day become a WAAF"
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With the new all inclusive RAF, capable of adapting with great agility, Cpl Klinger demonstrates the prototype combat makeup applier. This will enable the female, transgender, and CD members of the modern RAF, to go to war quickly and looking fabulous.
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With the aid of modern technology and therapy, even the worst cases can be rehabilitated. Here we see the infamous Hannibal Lecter performing useful work back in society. He is currently writing his latest cookery book....
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Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.
Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.
This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.
Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.
This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
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My two contributions:
Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.
Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.
This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
Tests continue to quantify exactly how mind-numbingly boring typing really is.
Scroggins was startled. The previous test subject had written "Please kill me!" on the INSIDE of the helmet.
This round's winner, however, chosen from many worthy contenders, is MPN11 with "Air Traffickers finally get a helmet projected radar screen. Work continues on the input device."
The CST is gurgling down the oxygen tube to you.
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Oh, gosh! Thanks!! Give me an hour or so, please, I don't think I've have anything immediately lined up.
.... tick ... tick ... tick
.... tick ... tick ... tick
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Have a nautical one for a change ....
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"I see the RAF responded to out request for Naval wings and sent us a car with big ones on it."
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