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Old 3rd May 2018, 19:06
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Fire off a few rounds, and see if it will do a wheelie.
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Old 3rd May 2018, 20:41
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Owning to budget cutbacks the First Armored Brigade realize the shock and awe becomes more of a giggle and comedy
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Pvt. Parts begins his charity bike ride from Aleppo to Damascus.
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Old 4th May 2018, 03:40
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Got the motor running,

Head out on the highway.

Looking for adventure

and whatever comes our way....

Born to be mild...
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Old 4th May 2018, 06:15
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After completing the "Tour de Yorkshire", competitors begin training for the "Tour de Lancashire".
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Can we have a ride in your Humvee in exchange?
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Old 4th May 2018, 12:08
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On his return to competitive cycling, Lance Armstrong prepares to meet the journalists.
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Get the Hell off that Hoskins! Taking his bicycle is not 'area denial'!
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Old 5th May 2018, 03:18
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Following retirement of the USAF's A-10 fleet, the US Army demonstrates their replacement.
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Old 5th May 2018, 11:18
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No No this is far to difficult for me, please put the stabilizers back on
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Old 5th May 2018, 20:15
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Gunny more worried about whether riding a Pink bike would show him up as a bit soft.................. his comrades assured him that wouldn't.
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CIA demanded all mobile firing platforms be confiscated.
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Old 5th May 2018, 20:26
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Judging tomorrow morning...
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Old 6th May 2018, 07:29
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Morning folks and what a beautiful morning it is here in Blighty… Stomach is rumbling so without further ado…

In joint third place on a bicycle made for two:

NutLoose

"Look, you will never get that commission until you master the art of backpedalling"

and

Penny Washers

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Second place and a spoke tensioning tool goes to:

andytug

"When they said we'd be deployed into theatre by chopper, I had rather hoped we'd be flying! "

…and the CST plus a Sturmey-Archer three speed hub and a hearty "well done" goes to…

gileraguy

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Thanks to all for the giggles, take it away gileraguy! Now, breakfast…
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Old 7th May 2018, 04:44
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Praise be to Achmed, for the Camel hath shat in his face!
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Old 7th May 2018, 04:45
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Wink

El Arenz of Austrailia going icognito while guarding Uluru from noisy tourists
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Tommy Sopwith suddenly has a good idea..........
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Syrian rapper Fiddy Cal Kamel.
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Irish Special Forces attempt to blend in with the locals in Red Neck America goes slightly wrong

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Photoshop complain their product is being abused

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Photo interpretation of the Predictor Drone mark this as no danger, not a target
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