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Old 16th Apr 2018, 18:34
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Cover that light! There's a war on don't you know.
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Old 16th Apr 2018, 20:49
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His parachute's opened all right. I hope it's one of our boys.
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Old 16th Apr 2018, 21:58
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"Im telling you it went over that rooftop and peeled off to land on the carrier"

"FFS Grandad you been on the Buckfast again?"
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Old 16th Apr 2018, 21:58
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"Im telling you it went over that rooftop and peeled off to land on the carrier"

"FFS Grandad you been on the Buckfast again?"
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 01:40
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See that’s me son up there, another life ruined by the RAF recruiter !
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 05:28
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Originally Posted by andrewmcharlton
"Im telling you it went over that rooftop and peeled off to land on the carrier"

"FFS Grandad you been on the Buckfast again?"
Originally Posted by andrewmcharlton
"Im telling you it went over that rooftop and peeled off to land on the carrier"

"FFS Grandad you been on the Buckfast again?"
Despite his protests, it was clear that Andrew was suffering from Alzheimer's...
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 09:40
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"It be the Wide Blue Yonder them Yanks were singin' abart down at "Mucky Duck" last night"
 
Old 17th Apr 2018, 09:47
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"Every good and perfect gift is from above" (James 1:17)
 
Old 17th Apr 2018, 09:52
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"It be that danged drone thing deliverin' Squire's groceries agin - near took me chimney pot off last week, it did !"
Last edited by Danny42C; 17th Apr 2018 at 09:54. Reason: One Drone too many !
 
Old 17th Apr 2018, 10:29
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"Look!! He's just gone Up Diddly Up Up and now he's about to go Down Diddly Down Down. Prat."
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 11:00
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Oooh look - that Spitfire has a ruddy stupid pale yellow and blue roundel!
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 11:45
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Isn’t that Sgt Steve Coombes sorting things out up there?
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 11:45
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Never mind, Grandad, how could the poor little birdie know you'd just washed the car ?"
 
Old 17th Apr 2018, 13:29
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"Look! Ee's slipped the surly bonds of earth, 'e 'as, and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings. Wot do you say, Flo?"
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 15:57
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Girls....those Men flying that helicopter are the kind of Men yer Mum warned you about!
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 22:47
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And the winner of the latest round and the Coffman Trophy is ShyTorque with

"Damn..there goes another cheap umbrella!"

2nd place

Wanderer00

Twinkle, twinkle little star- oh, bu@@er it isn't, it's that Chinese satellite coming back to earth

runner up is Buster with


Too close for missiles, switching to Gums...


Over to you Shy
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Old 17th Apr 2018, 23:06
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Great choice. I must admit I laughed out loud when I read ShyTorque's caption.
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Old 18th Apr 2018, 09:39
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Well done ShyTorque
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Old 19th Apr 2018, 12:46
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Thanks, Nutty!

I'm still having problems with image posting but here goes:



[With due regard to the rights of the original photographer]
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Old 19th Apr 2018, 13:59
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Ok, just me not seeing it...carry on.
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