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"And that's my design for Baders legs, he sure as sh*t won't be able to run in the olympics, nor shoot through walls, but he should be mobile, if rather annoying."
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"And we call this a Mixy Blob"
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"I can see why you chose Operation Dartboard for this mission."
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Sir, don't you think you're taking the preparation a bit too seriously? It's only a game of tiddly winks with the WingCo...
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"So we will pull the Army back from Germany and dump a bunch of drink hardened Squaddies at Kinloss, that's bound to upset the locals and increase our chances of reclaiming the base from Sturgeon on favourable terms later on."
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"A bomb that bounces you say, what next, a bomb that rides an invisible light beam to its target?, hahahahahaha"
Your target for tonight chaps, is Berlin. Unfortunately I've bought the wrong maps, so I'll just sketch it out for you. Basically you get airborne, fly east, left a bit, right a bit, release your bombs into whatever is burning when you get.....here, then turn about, and hightail it back home in time for toast and tea. Piece of cake, what?
Serious guy with pointy stabby thing : "Right chaps, we have about 60 years to plan for the RAF 100th Anniversary. We need some distinctive and impressive artwork to go on our aircraft to celebrate this wonderful achievement"
Class joker : "How about a rectangle with a bit of a roundel and some numbers - say 100 maybe? "
Serious guy : "By jove I think he has cracked it. Come on lets all head to the bar"
Class joker thinks to himself "oh F%$£, never mind I'll be a civvy by then"
Class joker : "How about a rectangle with a bit of a roundel and some numbers - say 100 maybe? "
Serious guy : "By jove I think he has cracked it. Come on lets all head to the bar"
Class joker thinks to himself "oh F%$£, never mind I'll be a civvy by then"