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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 08:46
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Ok, whoever throws a six is CAS for the day
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 09:02
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Senior Officer: "Excuse the interruption, gentlemen, but I think you'll find that V1 is exactly minus 37.3276 knots."
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 09:13
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OK, who brought the light bulb?
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 10:10
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Right, that's the layout for the M25 sorted. Pass me that ruler and I'll do HS2 as well. Then we can go the pub.
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 11:22
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Right chaps, it's vitally important that the army don't get wind of this Top Secret plan, so do not mention it outside of this room. Never forget: "Walls have ears!"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 12:07
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 15:01
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Following the MoD's cutbacks, only having one navigator per squadron didn't seem to make that much difference.
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 15:06
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Gather round chaps! Now, I've had a bloody long and hard look at all these maps, and allowing for wind and the poor visibility outside, I think we are right about......here!
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 15:37
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Right so Tomorrow is the annual Christmas Day truce football match against Jerry

I want you in a 4-3-1-2 formation ... OK.... and we are going out now to practice Penalties
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 16:29
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“Right Smith, pick up the blower....Tango seven”!!..............

“Miss Sir”....

“Sir, Adolf says November fifteen?”..............blithering truffle ....”Hit”!!

“Seems he’s sank your cruiser sir!, maybe try further south....”

“Don’t be a smart arse Smith”

“Send this back will you.......Seventeen alp.........
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 17:19
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"Morning Nav, we have been going over your figures for the next raid and we cannot understand your fuel and time estimates to Dresden"

"Simple Sir, even without adding in a dogleg, flying direct on a course of 270 the place is a fair distance"


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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 20:17
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In the membership office of the Gentleman's club in Whitehall they decide not to allow Emily Pankhurst to join, after all we will never have a female Prime Minister....

or

Proof, if needed, that Men run the country
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 20:25
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In a more serious vein,above was humor

The report here says that Hoskins has been a bit late on the roundout.. again....Report for no tea or biccies to the CO... dismissed
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 22:00
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"So you think you have found Amelia Earhart, my dear chap, as a Navigator you would struggle to find Tesco's"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 23:21
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"OH MY GOD! THEY'VE FOUND GEORGE!"
"Well, as long as John Paul & Ringo are okay, carry on..."
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 00:45
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"Next time, can we get a bigger table? I've just stuck these ruddy dividers in my leg!"
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 08:45
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Who ordered the fish curry?
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 10:45
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Historical evidence that filling out an RAF Travel Claim has always been a tad over complicated.
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 11:00
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Right o chaps. I have a humdinger of an idea for April Fools...a thread about disbanding the RAF!
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 11:13
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Chaps, we've got wind of a competition to win the Coffman Starter Trophy. Need to get our heads together, find out what the dickens it's all about, then have a serious attempt to win it...
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