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Right...Thorin Oakenshield...yada yada...travel to Lonely Mountain...yada yada...a Fourteenth of total profit...yada yada..."Pipeweed & other luxury items provided by the Burglar?...WTF!!!!
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Ok that's £5.35 between the lot of us, we can either have two lucky dips on tonight's Euro Millions, or three on the lotto.
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"So Sgt, you're saying the crash was due to lining up on the flare path, but that actually turned out to be the Officers Mess piano burning"
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Carruthers? Scorpio? Scorpio... ah yes, you will meet a tall dark stranger - that sounds like the new Staish; might be best to scrub your sortie this afternoon...
Daily Mail Headline
'The design office of Blohm and Voss put the finishing touches to their project no 141'
I know the uniforms are wrong but never let the facts get in the way of a story
'The design office of Blohm and Voss put the finishing touches to their project no 141'
I know the uniforms are wrong but never let the facts get in the way of a story
Avoid imitations
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"So that's fish and chips fourteen times - anyone not want mushy peas?"
A Photodocumentary
How Seabiscuit turned out to be a dromedary...
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"we will circle the wagons here and await the cavalry"
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"Sir, message from the mess, they can't smoke you a Kipper, they're right out, so will an egg suffice for breakfast"
Damn you were right, the intelligence wallahs have confirmed her “assets” were real !
