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Old 20th Mar 2018, 22:27
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Man at the top with both hands in the air....

' I'm the king of the castle, your a dirty wee rascal'
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Old 20th Mar 2018, 22:31
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In the days of sailing ships trainees show their heads for heights before being posted to the Crows Nest
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 06:04
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The Canadian Navy is forced to improvise "Manning The Mast" for the Royal Visit when it is discovered too late that they have no masts available...
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 10:14
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This is nothing whatsoever to do with odd blokes up trees.

It is in fact an attention-seeking advert for Akubra hats.
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 11:14
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"Nearer, my God, to Thee ?"
 
Old 21st Mar 2018, 11:18
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"No - it's just that a crocodile has escaped from the zoo next door - and it hasn't been fed yet!"
 
Old 21st Mar 2018, 11:50
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Okay, well I guess that covers the old question about changing a light bulb then.
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 13:05
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World's first smart phone.

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Old 21st Mar 2018, 15:47
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Capt Custer was beginning to think that the US Cavalry's annual "Look like an Orangutan" contest was beginning to get a bit stale.
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 18:11
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Doubts are cast over the accuracy of Bald Eagle eggs in nests after the RSPB is accused of over manning the annual count
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Old 21st Mar 2018, 23:10
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The USMC oratory society hold their first mast debators gathering.
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 01:14
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What has to be done at Graduation Day photos, when the photographer forgets to bring his wide-angle lens.
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 08:53
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Amid persistent rumours that the fence round Lakenheath was to be made spotter proof, Paddyboy and friends look to be creative
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 11:36
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The rarely heard, fourth verse of the Lumberjack song was a sight to behold!
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 12:10
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Contestants from "The Biggest Loser: Camp Pendleton" use their old trouser belts to stage a graphic demonstration of their progress so far.
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 12:19
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judging Friday evening. I have no chance of choosing the single best entry as there are so many wonderfully imaginative ideas.
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 12:26
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They'd never seen anyone pole dancing before, but it seemed to be fairly straightforward...
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 15:05
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Agent Orange trials found to be particularly efficient
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 15:07
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The tree hugging society of Canada protect their straight tall trees from the hoards of Scotsmen looking for cabers
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 07:21
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The US Army blamed poor morale for different platoons appearing to be poles apart.
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