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Old 11th Jan 2018, 08:41
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If you heard it, you must be all right !
 
Old 11th Jan 2018, 12:36
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Oi Mate....I see the problem...hang on a mo..................
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Old 11th Jan 2018, 18:50
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"Yeah, I see that the box beams out a special light that makes you look tanned and muscular and dead sexy, but the fact is, it is an ugly box strapped to your head and you look ridiculous. "
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Old 11th Jan 2018, 20:05
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Private Goldstein insisted in wearing his tefillin, even on operations.
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Old 11th Jan 2018, 21:17
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But my annual report stated that I needed a box round the ears....
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Old 11th Jan 2018, 21:25
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"I got these portable spec wiper blades off the JML channel"
"But you don't wear them"
"True, but JML said I couldn't live without them"
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 11:47
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Ok, time to call this one for the weekend I think.

In Third was Nutty with:
"And if you fall over, this device will automatically return you to the standing position"
Second, TIEW with:
After hearing the click of the trigger, Bruce turned to see what the noise was. That soon wiped the smile off Barry's face.
Which, for my mind was a variation on Andytugs winner...
Hoskins was taking a risk using the novelty fart machine out in the field....
All yours Andy!
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 12:25
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Well done Andy!

As ever this thread has given me some much needed giggles this week, cheers all.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 16:09
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Thanks very much Buster!

Here's this week's starter for 10.....

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Old 12th Jan 2018, 16:38
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When Stalin sees this he will insist all his tanks have white wall wheels too.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 16:40
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I think when Patton said "Gas 'em up" he meant put petrol in them.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 16:48
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'Leaps tall buildings with a single bound' - but these johnnys can do it carrying a tank ! ! !
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 17:22
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Army resort to handcuffing troops to tanks to prevent manning cuts taking place.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 17:24
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"They don't call it a firefly for nothing you know, you fire it and it wants to fly.."
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 17:25
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Early version of Airlander but the mooring mast(s) still seem over complicated
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Army Air Corp, the beginning.
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Originally Posted by andytug
The Armies answer to the German Tiger. AT Shells will pass harmlessly straight through.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 17:57
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"I do not know what effect this will have on the enemy, but by Gad it frightens me !"
 
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"Well Private, you have blown into the bag and it has come back positive, you are well and truly tanked"
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There must be an easier way for the 100 mile oil change !
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