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Old 25th Sep 2013, 04:24
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Onward decoy soldiers, marching as to war

with our captain hard behind us

there'll still be rubber goods

in the navy/army store
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 07:41
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Joe slowly began to realise that when the advert said "Join the regiment and blow up tanks" - this was all they meant.
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 08:41
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Proof that the British were the first to experiment with 'Air Cav'.
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 10:05
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Okay chaps I'll do the vroom, vroom, noises, you do the clanking tracks and those up the back will have to work out among themselves how to do a smoky exhaust.
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 10:13
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Don't you worry, Corporal, I'm going to PROVE we can artificially inseminate tanks to increase production.
Now, a bit harder and faster, if you please...
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 10:19
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"Man with tank-shaped wedding tackle seeks miltary assistance to move house"
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 12:44
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Once again, proof positive the Ruperts are full of hot air.
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 13:09
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Whilst I agree that 'improvise adapt and overcome' has its place, maybe we could just order a large hammer for these fence posts?

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Old 25th Sep 2013, 13:12
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The Germans came up with an innovative approach to dealing with allied barrage balloons.

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Old 25th Sep 2013, 13:15
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Oi Sarge, I shook it twice like you said, but it's still drippin.
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 14:23
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Man holding the turret "Well I was told that if I volunteered for "special duties" I'd get the biggest blow job of my life!"
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:31
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"It's even light enough to be air portable by a whole range of Transport Command aircraft types including the Hastings and the forthcoming Andover, or so they say, Sir".
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:32
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Wot's all this bo$$ocks about tanks for????
When it is obvious Buster is showing off his Santa Clause impresion
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:42
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:43
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Quick administer the Blue Pill
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:45
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Bloke 2nd left ... Cor look at the t1ts on that Sarge
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 18:46
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Sarge are you sure it's not a hovercraft
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 19:14
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"Hoskins, why do you think we accepted you into the Regiment, it wasn't for your wit or IQ, but your flatulence, bend over."


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Old 25th Sep 2013, 19:18
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"Exterminate...... Exterminate..."
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Old 25th Sep 2013, 19:22
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"It's a lot less bovver with a hover"
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