Caption competition

[cargosales]

The generals weren't impressed with the trip to North Korea and now they'd been dragged along to watch a poxy mortar firing exercise..

[Arm out the window]

"No, comrades, the beer goggles don't make big Ivana look any better at all, I'm afraid."

[cattletruck]

Putin on the Pussy Riot!




Geezuzz! That's really bad...

[Buster Hyman]

Simon Cowell had nothing on the Russia's got talent judges!

[CoffmanStarter]

I agree General ... It's most definitely the lesser spotted red woodpecker Dendrocopos minor

[Danny42C]

"I see no signal"

D.

[Runaway Gun]

There will be no extra funding for you. That television is big enough!

[clicker]

Now you get the idea comrade? You must issue more medals as that American private has more than we do.

[Roadster280]

Generals trying not to laugh as the President puts one eyepiece on his forehead and the other off to the side.

[Fantome]

'pun my word Buster. . . . . . . puts me in mind of "Is Ivanoff?"

and that Milligram of Spike's "Is Lenin?"

"No. Len's out."

[Buster Hyman]

We have completed a thorough investigation & can find no evidence of Chemical Weapons here in Syria.

[Kiltrash]

Details finally received of the Russian hawkeye to be used at the Moscow Olympics
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Putin... Yes the ball crossed the line
Generals ......No it didn......Oh yes it did
Putin.......Yet again I am right
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Must stop having all these assistants to the G20 summit, look how far we are now from Obama

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Ahh yes ... I'll have that one ... have her scrubbed and brought to my tent immediately.

[awblain]

Da, sir. I agree that it is very red, but it is not yet October.

[ilvaporista]

At the annual 'Staring Without Blinking Contest' nobody volunteered to tell Vlad he was not following the rules.

[Kiltrash]

President Putin can hardly conceal his exitement when he catches sight of the lesser known Big Bird (latin NutBusCof), finally spotted after it was always assumed to be extinct upon the demise of the UK Fast Jet fleet

[NutLoose]

Of course you cannot see much through them Mr Putin, they were made specially for Boris Yeltsin as a hip flask to hide his Vodka in, he never went anywhere without them.


Last calls for entries, it's dying so scoring tomorrow.

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[CoffmanStarter]

Должностные путаницы при raf Уоддингтон, используя бумажные тарелки!

[PingDit]

"Что бумажные тарелки?"