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Old 6th Sep 2013, 08:37
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Captain(looking at gauges):"Number Two looks a bit hot"
First Officer(looking down cabin): "yeahhh.."
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 11:26
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Unserviceability: 'No 2 engine excessively droopy.'
Maintenance Action: 'Viagra spray applied to No 2 engine, ground checked serviceable.'
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 11:56
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"If Viagra didn't do engine mounts, it would be the worst engine mount in the World"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 11:58
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"If Carlsberg did engine installations, it would be the worst installation in the World, but we'd be so pissed we wouldn't care"
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Captain to Tower ... "What does RAG UP mean ?"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 12:05
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"You left the gas on again didn't you!"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 12:09
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Although the F/O knew the Captain was an ex Naval Aviator ... He couldn't quite understand why the old man shouted "NUMBER 3 WIRE" every time he touched down.
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 13:44
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"Darn....it sure felt like we were going to lose and engine there for a bit!"
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 14:21
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" Remind me next time not to tell the Engineers that what it needs is a bit more low down grunt"


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Old 6th Sep 2013, 14:45
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Suddenly, Anakin lost control of his Pod Racer and ran into the back of a parked DC9.
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Old 6th Sep 2013, 16:13
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Ryanair aircraft 3years from new 24000 hours 102000 cycles, a little bit of metal fatigue is to be expected

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MOT Advisory, engine rubber mounts a bit slack

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Dave Cameron arrives in St Petersberg, uses latest BA aircraft this time after the flack from using Virgin last time

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Old 7th Sep 2013, 02:45
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Capt to FO: Write it up as a pod scrape in the defect report.
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Old 7th Sep 2013, 06:46
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Old 7th Sep 2013, 06:57
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OK how do you get the ammo to feed into the cannon?
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Old 8th Sep 2013, 00:57
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OK, it was worth a try, but I think this just goes to prove that vectored thrust will never work...
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Old 8th Sep 2013, 02:31
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mmh, now this reverse thrust thingy ......
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Old 8th Sep 2013, 07:16
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"When you said 'doors to automatic' just now, did you hear anything unusual?"
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Old 8th Sep 2013, 07:21
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"Tell me...have the Engineers installed a toaster in the rear galley recently?"
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Old 8th Sep 2013, 10:37
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I sure wasn't expecting speed bumps on the taxiway...
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Plt Off Prune wondered whether the CO would buy his theory that, following his latest "arrival" he had just converted the VVIP transport to a multi role a/c - transport and snow blower!
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