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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 17:13
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The girls would never be accused of going Balls out while at work....but they did seem able to lick anyone that got in their way.
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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 18:09
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"Ahhhhh tongue and groove.... My favourite move"
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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 19:41
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Gee Sophie, was one heck of an ejection, dang near blew all our pants off, wonder is we get a Martin Baker G string to commemerate?
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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 21:11
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Smoking helps get the taste of fighter pilots out of our mouths

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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 22:11
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It's long been known that the three most enjoyable things in life are 'a whisky before and a cigarette afterwards' but the girls were keen to show what happens in-between the two
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Old 3rd Sep 2013, 22:51
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Two of Harry's course mates relax after an all-night covert deep penetration exercise.

STP
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 09:44
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"Ahh you must be Harrier mates, I see you are equipped with puffer ducts fore and aft"






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Old 4th Sep 2013, 10:23
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Unfortunately, the lack of an arrestor hook meant the girls weren't cleared for carrier landings.
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 10:25
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They were putting a brave face on it, but the girls knew forgetting the beer at an airshow would mean no aircrew interest at all.
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 12:22
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Bona mate - look fer @&$%s sake I said "Bona Mate" not ............!
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 13:57
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So Ladies ... You'd both like a go with my chopper then
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 22:35
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Righty-oh, I'm going to call it ... some great responses as usual.

3rd - Nutloose with "If Carlsberg did desktop Stamp Wetters, they'd be the best Stamp Wetters in the world"


2nd - Fox3, with "Must be a Sopwith Camel round here somewhere.......I can see its toeprints"


and the lucky winner: Longhitter, with "Dad, I don't think they're pilots, look what happened when I asked how you get the flaps out"

"Don't worry about it son, could have been a lot worse..."

Take it away mate!
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Old 4th Sep 2013, 23:48
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Nice one, congrats everyone
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 09:11
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Thank you, truly honored...

Have a go at this one, let me know if it's a repost. Entries containing 'Bloggs', 'roundout' and 'late' will be considered but not deemed very original

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Old 5th Sep 2013, 10:48
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Nothing there.
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 10:54
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Here you go
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 11:21
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Just go easy when you rotate Hoskins...

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Old 5th Sep 2013, 11:31
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"Don't worry about it, tell the boss it's to allow us to sweep the runway"
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 11:38
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Outsourcing maintenance delivers on time and on budget.
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Old 5th Sep 2013, 12:01
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"Did you hear that loud crack Bloggs?"
"No Sir"
"Good man - carry on!"
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