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Old 29th Aug 2013, 10:55
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I asked to sniff out the location of ze 'enemy's room' not the enema spoon..

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Old 29th Aug 2013, 11:01
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"Ya Gut Doctor, it is your veek as Smear tester, they zay u can tell by ze smell".


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Old 29th Aug 2013, 12:23
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Nein Nein Nein my Heir, das Fuhrer ordered you to test the new product from Chanel, NOT taste the product from the Channel
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 14:12
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"Does it smell of freshly mown grass or hay"?.. "Ya".... "Gut, that is Sarin Minister.."


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Old 29th Aug 2013, 14:24
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"The New Mess Officer having tasted the Dish Water first.....he felt obliged to then to taste the Soup!"

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Old 29th Aug 2013, 14:39
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"See, ve told you that you had bad halitosis"
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 14:49
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Bad response after loosing the egg and spoon race.

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Old 29th Aug 2013, 15:38
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Herman was so upset at finding his comrades had eaten all the Porridge he couldn't help crying, his comrades found it rather amusing though.
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 18:29
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"Ya, take your medicine, it will help with your hangover, BTW do you remember what you did last night?"

Man in Underpants Partied in German Government Jet for Angela Merkel - SPIEGEL ONLINE
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 22:40
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The Gang when seeing Buster lose yet another Capcom contest!
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Old 30th Aug 2013, 07:15
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Und spoonful of sugar helps de medicine go down ja!
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Old 30th Aug 2013, 07:45
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Open wide Fritz here comes the choo choo train ... No sorry it's a Mil Aviation forum ... Open wide Fritz here comes the airybuzzer!
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Old 30th Aug 2013, 09:18
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Absolutelty horrible, its perfect Fritz! Now bottle the filthy stuff & sell it to the Brits as "Blue Nun"
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Old 30th Aug 2013, 13:13
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R2 ... Or even as that Black Tower [email protected]

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Old 31st Aug 2013, 18:13
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"Haha Schultz! You weren't prepared for the slippery slug sliding out of the slit in the spoon trick eh?"

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Old 1st Sep 2013, 01:26
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"Orderly Officer ! Any Complaints ?"

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Old 1st Sep 2013, 06:03
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"Remember how you said we would never taste defeat, Gruppenfuhrer? Well, the boys boiled up some of their old boots for your birthday - so how do you like the taste of der feet?"
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Old 1st Sep 2013, 11:38
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"Urgh, this is well past it's sell by date, just like the current competition"
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Old 1st Sep 2013, 12:07
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AOtW.....seems to have snatched victory out of der feet on this one!
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Old 1st Sep 2013, 13:26
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Still, it's much better than ze wife's cooking.
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