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Old 20th Aug 2013, 23:36
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NBC Black..... NBC Black..... We're detecting the Myxoma Virus
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Old 20th Aug 2013, 23:50
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Despite the outward appearance, the boys who'd pulled sentry duty over Easter were not happy bunnies.

STP
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Old 21st Aug 2013, 02:28
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Ralph I think your new rabbit proof fence is about to be severely tested...
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Old 21st Aug 2013, 09:58
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About time for judging methinks.....

Honourable mentions go to:

622 ‘The greyhounds were in for a big surprise at the next race meet’
‘Al Qaeda's latest cell...The Talibunny!’

Dak Man ‘Stop press: US Army Catering Corps report that hot toasted
sandwiches have been irradiated, anybody exhibiting symptoms
should contact the Medical Section at once. As a diagnosis aid
the above picture exhibits a fully developed case of
myxomatoasties.'

In 3rd - Buster Hyman with...

'This'll screw with their minds during Ramadan’....

Runner up - Nutloose with...

We'll shoot the first bast*rd who attempts to shove a Duracell up our a*ses"

And the Winner....

Plastic Bonsai
with...

‘The WRACs delivery of Rampant Rabbits wasn't quite what they expected.’

Brilliant efforts from all, take it away PB!
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 16:38
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Eh?

What me again?


Thanks for the excellent picture - is there a tail behind it?

And some very funny captions as well.

Methinks maximum smut gets you well placed in this so...



....this will be a challenge.

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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 16:55
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Well you see....I wuz hunting Rabbits and things got a bit out of hand!
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 17:08
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If I hear "Bit late on the round out there, Hoskins" just one more time there's going to be trouble.
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 17:17
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Now look here sonny ... the next time your instructor says "put it through the weeds" ... he's talking figuratively
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 19:11
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"Oh, no, everything's fine. I just wanted to get some mushrooms for the Mess".
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 19:14
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I tell ya, all I did was planted some Russian wheat and this cropped up.
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 19:19
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Well I thought he said he wanted a Pee, but it turned out he said he wanted a pea and the next thing I knew there were pods and shoots bouncing off the windshield.
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 19:31
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Gee.....it wasn't here last night!
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 20:23
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"That wasn't what I meant when I told you to get rid of the Albatross round your neck"
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 20:42
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Do you think I should lock it?
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 20:50
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Well, sorry. I couldnt hear the tower saying go around cos this horn was deafening me,
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 21:16
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"No sorry, he's not my dwarf, have you tried the Hawk in the next field?"...




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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 21:35
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"There I was with nothing on the clock but the makers name, Vladiboross... Vladiborosk... Vladebursk....... Smiths".
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 21:39
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Well, yes, I guess I could have been a little clearer when I told you to " plough the field"
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 22:50
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Isn't bring your child to work day a little dangerous when you're a fireman?
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 23:04
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That's why they call them under shoots.


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