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Old 6th Aug 2013, 08:04
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Boss (from the far tent): "Hoskins! How many times have I got to tell you? You can't grow Rock Apes!"
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 08:06
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First to pick up the teeny weeny hammer IS a poof
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 08:23
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 08:45
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"Surely there's an easier way of getting broadband in here?"

"No, BT says we're too far from the exchange".
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 10:33
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Can't we just reason with them about having Bacon on the base?
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 11:24
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Voice off "Right you lot, stop right where you are. For s start none of you are wearing hi-viz and your work area is not coned off to protect the public. I'll bet you've not done a risk assessment or got a ticket for using hazardous equipment either."
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 12:50
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The Lads were not amused when they had to install Board Walks so they would not have to walk on the Grass!
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 12:54
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Is he still staring at my AArse?
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 13:11
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"The garden's coming along nicely Frank. Oh, this is Dr. Freud, he'd like to have a chat. Why don't I have a turn at planting the Roses while you two chew the fat eh?"
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 13:51
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That's it lads ... Bury em that deep and the Aussies will never get the Ashes back

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Old 6th Aug 2013, 16:06
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Irish Rangers hard at work having been told if the want to dig the dirt on their new Boss, have a look around tent four..



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Old 6th Aug 2013, 16:17
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Shushhh a sec ... I can hear the Spanish digging a tunnel
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 16:19
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 16:58
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Somehow the Fire Guard thought his was a wasted effort.
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 20:54
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...unable to take the banter any longer, Captain Sid "Vicious" Morgan proves he is fit to shovel sh!t from one place to another.





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Old 6th Aug 2013, 21:47
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"The Army resettlement course practice their pot hole filling skills"
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 23:02
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The Rocks were definitely using the "Measure Once....Cut Twice" method of carpentry.
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 23:14
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"I'm telling you i don't think a line dancing stage is going to be a big activity here"

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Old 6th Aug 2013, 23:35
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The cook said if I liked rock cakes, take my pick.
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Old 7th Aug 2013, 00:11
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"Shamus, while I can see your reasoning about using IED's against the Taliban, I'm not sure about the location you have chosen"



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