Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Proof positive that Chucks needs glasses

So you are the exchange Pilot for the Apache, why is your call sign 'Bald Eagle'

[Danny42C]

Eagle (thinks): "Well, the wife did say to bring something home for dinner".

[Dan Gerous]

Do I look like I'm f***ing joking!

[Arm out the window]

Sorry sunshine, I've already got another big ugly bird with her hooks in me, so the glove stays, all right?

[Buster Hyman]

Chuck: "Turn around, bend over, and think of England, because I'm about to take your temperature!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Bird ... "Oh! It's a bit rich you calling me Baldy mate!"

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Bird ... "Call me a Feathered Brown Job one more time ... and I'll have that conk of yours"


Sorry couldn't resist

[NutLoose]

"I talk to plants, what about you? "

[Buster Hyman]

Well yes, I do speak Pidgen English, but this Bird must use a different dialect...

[Miserlou]

She ain't my bird!

[CoffmanStarter]

Prince Charles meets Zephyr (a Bald Eagle) the official mascot of the Army Air Corps

[Buster Hyman]

Can I get some chaps with these gloves?

[Plastic Bonsai]

Polly want a cracker?

Not one of your ruddy biscuits I don't!

[CoffmanStarter]

Time to move this one on I think and give someone else a go at the controls ...

Glad to see the usual high standard of comedic irreverence being applied

So ...

3rd Place to ArmOutTheWindow with

"Sorry sunshine, I've already got another big ugly bird with her hooks in me, so the glove stays, all right?"

2nd Place to Buster with

Bird: "What the f*** are you looking at?"

1st Place & Winner WasALoadie with

HRH: "You're better looking than the last bird I picked up"

We'll skip over Buster's reference to certain "Cowboy Apparel"

WAL ... PM inbound to you as winner ...

Best regards ...

Coff.

[WASALOADIE]

I am deeply honoured

Thank you,

I thought one or two of the captions were better. I shall come up with something shortly.

[WASALOADIE]

Here we go then

[Longhitter]

"The red wire or the blue wire?"

Or

"F*ck me, I'd rather deal with IEDs..."

[622]

"Pvt Hoskins, Have you been watching the Great Escape again?"

[NutLoose]

The "Time Team Afghanistan Special" discover buried dry excrement from the previous Russian occupation..
Meanwhile over in the other Time Team tent Phil Harding attempts to re hydrate a sample to study the Russian dietary requirements...




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[Kiltrash]

Latrine duty again Hoskins?
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No change then, 1 digging 3 watching
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Cost cutting, the troops to grow their own burgers

[Buster Hyman]

"I left my heart to the sappers round Khe Sanh..."

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Well, I figure it's just like the last war, so if I find some oil, maybe they'll send us home early...

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Did you get him?
I think so.
Are you sure?
Yeah, pretty sure.
Good. I hate spiders!