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Listen my little froggy friend ... you lot may pi$$ down a hole on the street with alacrity in your Country ... but if you try it on my parade ground that'll be the last move you make ... do I make myself clear
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"Pawaaaaadeee cough cough... Oh excuse me, one has a frog in ones throat"
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"Excuse me can one walk a bit quicker on ones inspection, half of the guys are being made redundant at 1pm"
Avoid imitations
I don't care who you say you are- get off my parade ground you scruffy little man - the exit's that way!
As might be expected, the French General had, on sighting British troops, changed into civvies and claimed to know nothing about the sword and pistol found in the toilets.
"I am the innkeeper, Sir. You are most welcome in my country..some cognac? On the house, of course!"
"I am the innkeeper, Sir. You are most welcome in my country..some cognac? On the house, of course!"
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'I say fwog, does one get a better cup of tea with the incweased atmospheric pwessure at your altitude?'
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'No I keep telling you I am nott bloodie Ronee Corbert, I am nott heez brother and I am nott heez love child you Engleesh twatt.'
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'No I keep telling you I am nott bloodie Ronee Corbert, I am nott heez brother and I am nott heez love child you Engleesh twatt.'
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"Oi! You're inspecting British Troops SAH! You may be used to looking at the backs of French troops, as that is the customary position that we see them too, but just turn your head to the right...there's a good lad!"
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"Oui, i'll take 200, now Dave says you have some tanks for sale as well?"
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"So, as part of the 200th Anniversary of Waterloo celebrations, you will be occupying Paris again?"
"Think yourself lucky, Kermit. We're burning down Washington DC again in 2014"
"Think yourself lucky, Kermit. We're burning down Washington DC again in 2014"
Could you move that up a bit there, Fox?
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Don't worry Sir ... Last week Angela Merkel insisted on inspecting my troops standing up in the back of a Mercedes 770 ... and the week before the President of Italy, Giorgio Napolitano, insisted on walking backwards while eating an ice cream ... so feel free to get your bike, string of onions and beret out ... but try and kiss me on both cheeks and I'll make this sword disappear so fast you're eyes will water.