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Old 19th Jun 2013, 18:32
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Listen my little froggy friend ... you lot may pi$$ down a hole on the street with alacrity in your Country ... but if you try it on my parade ground that'll be the last move you make ... do I make myself clear
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Old 19th Jun 2013, 18:36
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Entente cordiale ... Nah never touch foreign soft drinks myself
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Old 19th Jun 2013, 18:46
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"Pawaaaaadeee cough cough... Oh excuse me, one has a frog in ones throat"
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Old 19th Jun 2013, 18:50
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"Excuse me can one walk a bit quicker on ones inspection, half of the guys are being made redundant at 1pm"
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Old 19th Jun 2013, 21:03
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I don't care who you say you are- get off my parade ground you scruffy little man - the exit's that way!
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Old 19th Jun 2013, 23:42
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As might be expected, the French General had, on sighting British troops, changed into civvies and claimed to know nothing about the sword and pistol found in the toilets.

"I am the innkeeper, Sir. You are most welcome in my country..some cognac? On the house, of course!"
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 00:19
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'I say fwog, does one get a better cup of tea with the incweased atmospheric pwessure at your altitude?'

or

'No I keep telling you I am nott bloodie Ronee Corbert, I am nott heez brother and I am nott heez love child you Engleesh twatt.'
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 01:13
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"Oi! You're inspecting British Troops SAH! You may be used to looking at the backs of French troops, as that is the customary position that we see them too, but just turn your head to the right...there's a good lad!"
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 02:28
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Is this what Troops on parade with rifles looks like ?
When we do it, they are all carrying White flags.
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 08:16
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We can conduct this inspection at a snails pace if that would make you happier Mr President
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 08:16
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 10:04
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Sorry, you were expecting the G8 were you? Dave descided not to tell you the location as a sign of our trust in you
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 10:10
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No Sah, none of us go to Advanced Hair, Ashley & Martin, or any other hair growth centre. Why do you ask?
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 11:17
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"Oui, i'll take 200, now Dave says you have some tanks for sale as well?"




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Old 20th Jun 2013, 11:45
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"and you say these are all that's required to defend Paris?"

P1
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 11:55
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No Sir, you don't have to surrender ...we are on your side.
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 12:42
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"So, as part of the 200th Anniversary of Waterloo celebrations, you will be occupying Paris again?"

"Think yourself lucky, Kermit. We're burning down Washington DC again in 2014"
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:23
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Could you move that up a bit there, Fox?

Like this afternoon about Four PM!
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:24
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What - this isn't what you were expecting?? - well, Sonny Pierre, when my lot were told they were going to see Holland they were imagining a weekend in the red light district!
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:44
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Don't worry Sir ... Last week Angela Merkel insisted on inspecting my troops standing up in the back of a Mercedes 770 ... and the week before the President of Italy, Giorgio Napolitano, insisted on walking backwards while eating an ice cream ... so feel free to get your bike, string of onions and beret out ... but try and kiss me on both cheeks and I'll make this sword disappear so fast you're eyes will water.
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