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" 'ave we met before, Colonel?"
" Don't think so, Sir. I do believe my Great-Great-Grandfather bayonetted your Great-Great-Grandfather in the nuts at Waterloo"
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" Don't think so, Sir. I do believe my Great-Great-Grandfather bayonetted your Great-Great-Grandfather in the nuts at Waterloo"
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Frog PM - "Soldiers you say, very impressive! so forgive me asking ummm.. what do they do?"
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Guardsman to FPM -"Well have you at Waterloo before you know it"
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FPM to the Guardsman -"No need to apologise, It was an easy mistake to make, our French national anthem and beating the retreat do sound the similar, even we get them confused"
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Guardsman to FPM -"Well have you at Waterloo before you know it"
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FPM to the Guardsman -"No need to apologise, It was an easy mistake to make, our French national anthem and beating the retreat do sound the similar, even we get them confused"
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RSM: "You 'orrible little man, straighten that tie, hide that cuff, pull up those trousers don't you know 'ow to dress yourself these days?".
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Officer thinks: 'They don't make 'em like they used to, now that General De Gaulle, he knew how to dress himself, always immaculate he was'.
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Officer thinks: 'They don't make 'em like they used to, now that General De Gaulle, he knew how to dress himself, always immaculate he was'.
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"Thank you for your comments on my troops and may I take a moment to recommend my tailor to you, even he should be able to come up with something better than the sack of sh@te you're wearing Sir"
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"One is sorry if my troops do not appear pleased to see you, but the only French they usually like involves 12 pints of lager and some slapper round the back of the local bop"
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"He's a sergeant and if he doesn't want to wear gloves, whom am I to comment"
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"One is sorry if my troops do not appear pleased to see you, but the only French they usually like involves 12 pints of lager and some slapper round the back of the local bop"
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"He's a sergeant and if he doesn't want to wear gloves, whom am I to comment"
"From the array of dress, ranks and height....this is just an informal Parade eh, Mon Aimee? Or are these TA Guards?"
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Yes I know that the army are sharing exercises , the Air Force are fighting together in Afghanistan and even the Navy are going halfers on the Carriers, BUT no way are we having you horible little man sharing ceremonial duties with our beloved Maj
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"No Sir we are not your Guard of Honour, we are here to escort a load of illegal immigrants to your Aircraft, so you can take them back with you from whence they came"
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"Now then, mon brave, we shall have my orderly press your suit, polish your shoes and straighten your tie...
We shall then try it again - comprenez?"
We shall then try it again - comprenez?"