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Old 12th Jun 2013, 18:07
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"From the top Boris! We're all set, don't worry lad your flush the enemy out"....."okay boss, here it goes.....I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves ..........."
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 18:28
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Hidden voices: "Oh, no he's going to sing another Des O'Connor number - WE SURRENDER!"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 18:30
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"I thought you said he was Spetznaz- he sounds more like Spaznotes!"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 18:51
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James May was exploring his musical tallent when 5 seconds later a Morris Marina extracted revenge and fell into frame

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Early picture of Elton John in the army looking for inspiration and came up with Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player (1973
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 19:04
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Nutty should have known Buster was up to something when he spoke of the captured 88.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 19:45
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"Hey SASless I thought you said you could only play the mini organ, that's a piano".....

"Who said I wasn't, I'm not touching the piano"


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Old 12th Jun 2013, 20:36
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Prior to weapons tests, the quickest (and cheapest way) way to clear the area was to get Boris to do his 'Richard Clayderman plays Justin Bieber' medley.
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 00:06
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Bit late on the coda, Hoskinski?
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 01:07
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"Hmm, now how did that tune go again, 'Para para in the sky...'".
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 09:22
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 09:47
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As Private Ivor Pullabollockoff, of the Russian Army, prepares to play his rendition of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture ... he checks in with the local Artillery Battalion to ensure they come in on cue

Oh dear too early again ...


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Old 13th Jun 2013, 10:17
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The Liberace Tribute Festival was simply packed


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Old 13th Jun 2013, 10:57
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Elton decided that he'd had enough of people criticising his "silly" hats!
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 15:18
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Just a minor issue with taking the new fully featured tuner controlled UAV to battle.

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Private Hoskinski added his own interpretation to yet another unfinished symphony.
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 17:38
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"Do you know there is incoming Comrade?"

"Niet... But if you whistle it, I'll try to play it"




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Old 13th Jun 2013, 23:03
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Herman's missed finding the Wooden Horse back in WWII and he also missed the reunion.
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Old 13th Jun 2013, 23:43
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Ivan...I think we could sell this to North Korea....
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Old 14th Jun 2013, 02:44
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F-35E trials began today...
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Old 14th Jun 2013, 06:19
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Boris missed the point when they told him he was a proper James Blunt.


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Old 14th Jun 2013, 08:42
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It suddenly dawned on Ivan that he misread the memo for the mess summer ball stating "The piano may be burnt but the mess is not to be damaged"
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