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Old 16th Jun 2013, 06:42
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I think I just sat on my swagger stick!!

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Old 16th Jun 2013, 07:25
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Sorry men, I shouldn't have had the extra sprouts at lunch
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 07:40
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"So have we found out who knobbed the Indian housemaid yet Sir?"

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Old 16th Jun 2013, 07:59
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With so many leeks we'll need a plumber
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 08:05
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Mum had her picture taken like this with a load of jocks in kilts ...
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 09:11
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(Far right, second row

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Old 16th Jun 2013, 11:39
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"Well done Colonel, you found my joke whoopee cushion".
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 11:45
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"And who do you think you are? Harry friggin Potter with your little wand in your hand... what"
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 12:02
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"Please your Highness, the chaps are restless as it is, please stop doing that"


"Baaaaaaa Baaaaa"
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 13:32
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"Oh!... I see!... You call it your 'explaining stick' do you? Well, at least you've rounded the end orf! hahahahaha, gafaw gafaw!"
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 13:58
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"Yeas one does like to get into a bit orf brown once in a while, it's a family tradition"
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 16:11
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Charles performs his annual drill with the little known Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Royal Pomeranians...
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 19:44
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Yes you are correct, at the Trooping of the Colour yesterday the men could not even form up in a straight line, Never happen here
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 20:36
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Errr ... sing song you say ... Errr splendid idea ... after three everyone ... 3

Eighteen Brown Jobs sitting on the wall ... if one Brown Job should accidentally fall ... there'll be ... Errr ... what comes next after eighteen
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 20:37
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 20:42
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Soldier middle row 4th FTL ...

Go on Di ... pin that note on his back I dare you ...
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 20:54
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I say, Hess, you are full of good ideas...
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 21:53
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You say if I had gone to the regimental tailor my uniform would be the correct "Guards" colour
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 22:09
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Old 16th Jun 2013, 22:46
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Middle row, 4th FTL: "Bluddy tossers in the front row...I bet they still say Mummy!"
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