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Old 12th Jun 2013, 11:27
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Русский солдат находит Самодельное устройство Развлечения глубоких на Урале

(Russian soldier finds Improvised Entertainment Device deep in the Urals)

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 11:36
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What he said
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 11:37
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"Look no hands , i'm a penist...."


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"Are you sure about this Comrade Doctor,?........ Da, slam ze lid down on it and it will clear the blockage and discharge"


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Old 12th Jun 2013, 11:56
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"...and now for A Walk in the Black Forest..."

*Let's see who remembers that...arrrr!
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:16
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At least Ivan's stopped playing with his organ.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:26
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Boris is about to find he should not have slept through the "Booby Trap" training film.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:35
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"Oh I thought you said a large pianist banging away right in middle of the bush!!" exclaimed the deaf Genie.

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:38
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Cutbacks were biting hard; 2nd Guards Tank Army's 'Stalin Organs' were replaced with 'Putin Pianos'
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:43
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"Jenkins, I asked for you to get Major Kord, not for a major chord".
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 12:44
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Hero of the Soviet Union Sergei Aaronovitch's two finger version of 'Fur Elise" forced the retreat of the entire 3rd SS Panzer Division.

A captured survivor babbled "It vas horrific. Ve could not stand it. He literally assassinated Herr Beethoven"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 13:35
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Standing by the piano in the muddy burnt out ashes of what was once their beautiful officerz mezz, Capitan Boriski vaz heard to utter... "are you shure diz is vat those foolish briticher officerz do vor entertainment?"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 13:39
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"Nyet! I told him to play Gorky Park, not to play IN Gorky Park!"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 13:41
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Being from the outback, Boris had heard a lot about G-strings but until now, he'd never seen one before.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 13:43
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Grace Brothers take every precaution when moving furniture into Western Sydney.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 13:58
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Now THAT's a Swiss Army knife...
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Parachuting the Concert Party up to the front line wasn't a good idea after all ... as it only resulted in A-flat major

Groan ....
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 14:38
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Nah ... needs tuning Sarge
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 14:44
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And just for Buster ... and played on equipment he will recognise


PS. For the youngsters ... the black round disc thing is like a kind of CD ... but o so analogue ...
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 15:45
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Chop-sticks in the forest.

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 17:45
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Wait for him to hit a sharp Major!
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