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Old 12th Jun 2013, 00:05
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I don't recognize the tune, but he's playing it in 7.62 sharp!
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 00:47
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Bloggs here can clearly tell that this isn't an IED...

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 02:08
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It was all quiet on the western front until The 7th Liberace battalion started the barrage.

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Boris quite cleverly disguise the artillery barrage with a quick rendition of the 1812 overture...
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 03:02
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Unfortunately for Pierre, he thought the Maginot Line was a piece by Rachmaninoff!
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:13
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Used to camouflaging themselves in the pubs of Belfast, 14 int struggled to find a role as the conflict ended.


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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:31
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The allies Enigma machine was unbreakable but it was a little more bulky.

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:33
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It was a packed house and Boris was a little nervous playing in front of 2000 camouflage experts..

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:38
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It was a shame Boris had chapped lips as the last post wasn't quite so moving when played on a honky tonk piano
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:42
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Boris REALLY loved piano's, and hoped the rest of the platoon couldn't see the wood for the trees.
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 06:42
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Just then, the secret door to the Bat Cave opened...
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 07:13
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Hoskins ... When I said "hit the piano keys lad" ... I was talking about the runway threshold
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 07:16
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I say ... do you know "over the hill and far away"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 07:27
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"Tinkling the ivory" again are we lad
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 08:05
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And Now for Something Completely Different ...
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 08:24
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The new troop pianist, while still motivational, was less practical than a drummer.

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 09:35
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Soldier has tinkle in woods.

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Old 12th Jun 2013, 09:39
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"how does he play a duet on his own?"

"Clever dick!!"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 10:00
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Boris had progressed quite well through the combat survival course classroom phase, but was finding the positioning of the piano-wire snares a little more problematic in the practical....
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I said "Get a wooden piano for the lads to burn at the guest night", not "get a piano in the woods!"
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Old 12th Jun 2013, 11:03
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Ooooh Ten Blue Bottles standing on the Corpse........

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