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Old 9th Jun 2013, 04:12
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Ya, all zee people look like tiny little ants from up here....
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 04:48
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"Call me a traditionalist, but if you design a low wing aeroplane, then I suggest keeping the wheels on the bottom."
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 05:55
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After 5 landings Cdr Ward finally descides to transfer to the Harrier operation
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 06:09
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"Ja, that happens when the navigator takes control. He prefers green side up."
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 08:15
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Heard only a few moments earlier:

"Those magnificent men in their flying machines,
they go up tiddly up up,
they go down tiddly down down down down down, oh dear"

STP
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 09:24
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Ya it is gut, now ve fit ze propellor to ze Britisher tutorz..




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Old 9th Jun 2013, 11:08
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Achtung. Dusenflugzeug Einflugschneis.
Mit einer grosser cock up, fur ich die war is endert. Linx, Linx Linx Recht Linx.......
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 11:20
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Vos hast du nicht verstehen mit das neu GPS? Track up/North up/Sky up?!

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 11:22
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Hans - vunce again. Das blau bit on das AH is die sky, nicht die sea...
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 11:53
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HANS!! Stop mit das radio calls! For ze last time, du ist nicht in IMC. Du ist in ein ploughed field! Now, turn off das engine und aus bekommen.
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 12:00
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The pilot escaped with a sore head, but his wing walker was not so lucky.

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 12:41
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Jaaa..., I'm not sure this swords to ploughshares thing is going to work.
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 13:34
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"Bound to lose a few - operation this size!"
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 13:41
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The initial assessment of 'minor damage' was revised when Hoskins pointed out that it had been a biplane when it departed.

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:13
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Nein...nein...... Ven I say rotate I mean take off dumkofh...
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:18
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Very interesting ... but stupid !


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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:20
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I say Smitthers, those damned Jerries have stolen your helmet design.. Bad show or what!
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:21
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Ja Ja ... the Herr Flick Roll
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:34
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Treat your kite like you treat your woman ...


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Old 9th Jun 2013, 14:45
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Looking on ze bright side, at least it vill be easier to fix das slow puncture now...
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