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"Right, back inside Nutty"
"Ok, thanks guys. I really appreciate this. Why on Earth they never built Chinooks with a toilet is beyond me!"
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...Then, the next minute, the Fan Forced Oven went ballistic! We couldn't even hear ourselves think! Strange thing about it was that the roast wasn't done when everything settled down...
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Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...
"Ok, thanks guys. I really appreciate this. Why on Earth they never built Chinooks with a toilet is beyond me!"
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...Then, the next minute, the Fan Forced Oven went ballistic! We couldn't even hear ourselves think! Strange thing about it was that the roast wasn't done when everything settled down...
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Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...
Last edited by Buster Hyman; 2nd Jun 2013 at 22:48.
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"Bloody stupid misguided MOD cuts, save a penny by cutting the size of our standard helipads, but lose pounds in the fuel we will burn in the next 8 hours sitting here"
Fm: (Acting) Deputy Assistant Vice Director of Flight Operational Standards-Large Helicopter (Deployed)
To: Aircraft Commander Bloggins
Subj: Falsified report 01/04/2013
Making a false statement is a very serious offense. You are required to immediately report why you claimed 18 landings towards your monthly currency requirements on the day in question when I have photographic proof that you did not have all 4 landing gear mounts on the ground, a requirement for a "landing" pursuant to regulation 123-67.3 (i).
To: Aircraft Commander Bloggins
Subj: Falsified report 01/04/2013
Making a false statement is a very serious offense. You are required to immediately report why you claimed 18 landings towards your monthly currency requirements on the day in question when I have photographic proof that you did not have all 4 landing gear mounts on the ground, a requirement for a "landing" pursuant to regulation 123-67.3 (i).
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You sure know you are in a crap theatre of operations when the local whorehouse can't afford a proper landing pad........
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"Scroggins, get down those stairs and Photshop the fire so it looks like it really has got a fu*#ing huge helicopter hovering over it."
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"I don't care if you are a bloody Jedi Knight, you can get that cloak off and put on your helmet like everybody else."
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"I don't care if you are a bloody Jedi Knight, you can get that cloak off and put on your helmet like everybody else."
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If the MOD trial the home grocery deliveries service.
damn gazumped as i typed
damn gazumped as i typed
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And they huffed and they puffed and they couldn't blow the third piggies house down.........
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"This reminds me of Saigon"
"When the Communists rolled in?"
"Nah, you could never get a parking spot at the Mekong Ping Pong Club"
"When the Communists rolled in?"
"Nah, you could never get a parking spot at the Mekong Ping Pong Club"
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"Look Mate, you cannot deny that it now has upstairs air conditioning, heating and electrical power, just sign the damn Energy Performance Certificates to that effect, then we can move on, the sooner they are all done, the sooner we can tell the Afghanis we have complied with this part of the withdrawl contract and get the **** out of this God forsaken Country"
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When down the Pub....Never invite a Wokka Crew for Lunch.
Missus Ali...in a very high shrieking voice...."Those are NOT the Ceiling Fans I told you I wanted!".
Missus Ali...in a very high shrieking voice...."Those are NOT the Ceiling Fans I told you I wanted!".
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