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Old 10th May 2013, 00:31
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So you put the money in here...selected the desired shade...flip this switch...and Presto! We can dye these used French Kepis to any color we want!
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Old 10th May 2013, 07:08
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You see Glorious Leader those Western Dogs make fun of you on that Web Site called PPRuNe ... shall I push the button now
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Old 10th May 2013, 07:09
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Old 10th May 2013, 09:47
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Herro - you are spleaking to 'Johnathan' - welcome to Sennheiser Techrical Slupport - Firs - can I have the mordel nurmber of your device....
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Old 10th May 2013, 16:07
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Why does fright simurator not work on this peice of clap ?
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Old 10th May 2013, 16:35
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Bit obvious, so apologies if already offered but here goes:

" Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

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PS: If I had a vote it would go to Coffmanstarter for: "You see Glorious Leader those Western Dogs make fun of you on that Web Site called PPRuNe ... shall I push the button now "
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Old 10th May 2013, 17:02
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"This is very good - I like it very much, very catchy. Where exactly is Gangnam?"

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Old 10th May 2013, 17:24
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"We built if for your Beloved Father, he was having problems getting his donkeys in the oven, so we mounted a giant microwave dish on the side so he could cook them that way."
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Old 10th May 2013, 23:26
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Last call. Judging tonight AEDT.
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Old 11th May 2013, 04:08
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During the making of Team North Korea - Pranet Porice
General: When I push dis button you say your rine, leady? click.
Kim: I've got Arec Barrwin!
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Old 11th May 2013, 06:28
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KIm:
Do you Know "South of the border"?


General:
You Hum it I'll play it...

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Old 11th May 2013, 07:25
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Junior North Korean rock fan intelligence officer sticks neck out showing President Kim Jong-Un the 'Mental as Anything' website .

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Old 11th May 2013, 07:59
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And this one, Dear Leader - turns America into wasteland!
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Old 11th May 2013, 12:33
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Right-y-o! Time to call it...

Honourable mention to Nutty for gratuitous use of the Moon Base Alpha girl from UFO!

3rd is SASless with:

Pyongyang was there just a minute ago....I swear I saw it just before the lights went out!
2nd is Brickhistory with:

So you say, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
But this comps winner is cattletruck with:

Sheeriousery, bruddy Windows 8 is a piece of bruddy cwap.
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Old 11th May 2013, 12:57
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Well done chaps ... great pic Buster !
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Old 11th May 2013, 14:56
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It's from his personal album you know
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Old 11th May 2013, 15:03
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Aww, many thanks Mr Buster sir.

I do sheerioushery rearrise dis one not awrearwry been done before.

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Old 11th May 2013, 15:15
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Dog: "Yes, I know how to read the Altimeter thank you. Now go back to your seat & let me fly this cargo plane full of rubber dog **** to Hong Kong FFS!"
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Old 11th May 2013, 15:33
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MoD cuts meant the gps approach system was left out of the Hercules upgrade in favour of a retriever and a bone left on the radar touchdown point.
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Old 11th May 2013, 16:11
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Dog; "Track to Nav point Whiskey, than take a dog leg to...oh very funny!"

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Sorry...that landing was a bit Ruff!


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