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Old 18th Apr 2013, 15:22
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And I've just had my toenails painted
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 17:20
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Don't be stupid Jones, Tampax have not been invented yet.
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 17:56
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 17:59
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You should have seen the size of the bleedin chicken that laid it
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 18:47
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 19:03
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The next bunch of pikie's that try to steal this copper cable will get a surprise when they haul it in.
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 19:50
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Buster are you thinking what I'm thinking ? Yep Nutty ... it certainly looks like BEagle's trusty old Weber BBQ
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Old 18th Apr 2013, 20:07
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That Barnes Wallis must be a genius, They sent us out to recover his bomb from the beach, this must be it, but for the life of me I cant see how on earth it would bounce!
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 04:13
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There's ya problem. It says down here in real small print "Made in North Korea".
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 10:50
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I hope you realise that if this thing goes off then I don't think our flak jackets are going to be of much help...
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 11:17
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Must have happened when the RPAS Crew took a coffee break
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 13:22
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Thank f**k they gave me a helmet, but I'd feel so much safer if I had a hi-viz jacket too
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 14:58
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Now, what would Bear Grylls do in this situation?
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 15:10
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Billy Butlin's first holiday camp opening. Problems on first day.

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Old 19th Apr 2013, 15:14
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"What's Smart Water, sarge?"
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 16:24
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"Lucky it's only your foot it's broken - could've landed on your head!"
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Old 19th Apr 2013, 21:18
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"****"

"Yes Sarge, when it started ticking but I couldn't help it"
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 02:46
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"Half our luck Fenton to draw the two longest straws."
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 03:09
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"Bratwurst?"
"No"
"Knockwurst?"
"No"
"Extrawurst?"
"Knock it off Jones"
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 08:39
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You're worried? It's on my bloody foot!
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