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Old 11th Apr 2013, 16:40
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Dog: Whataminnit, you said you wanted a SEAL!

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Dog: If I'da only known when the Dog Catcher said it's the pound or join the service...

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Dog: Don't be late on the round-out, Hoskins!
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 16:43
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"Dawg-gone."

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Old 11th Apr 2013, 16:45
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Dog: Don't be late on the round-out, Hoskins!
"But this is my first time landing a tail-dragger, Sir!
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 16:52
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"Want to see something funny? here, throw David Blunkett's guide dog a choccy drop off the ramp"..
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 16:58
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 17:09
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Sorry...We chopped the Cavalry Scouts as part of the sequestration cuts and replaced them with guide dogs.
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 19:38
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OK I've set the auto pilot for Pigeon HQ, get me out of here Dastardly
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 21:21
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Phideaux just simply loved his Bacon Bits but his Handler just would not Jump... thus the Jump Master figured a sinister method of getting Trooper Jones launched at the right time.
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 21:28
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RAF Dog Handler joins the 'Mile High' Club,

and the 5000 foot club,

and the 4500 foot club,.........
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 21:41
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Are you sure that's Barking Sands? It looks like snow to meeeeeeeee......
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 21:51
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And thus Pink Floyd's inspiration for many songs...

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All in all, Blondie would've preferred the cyanide pill...

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Old 11th Apr 2013, 21:53
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Some great ones so far...

"If that dog farts once more.....RIGHT......OUTSIDE!"
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Old 11th Apr 2013, 22:58
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Von false move and the ze dog Ze gets IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt.......

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Old 12th Apr 2013, 01:00
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My, what they can do with prosthetics these days...












Take your pick for who's thinking it.
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Old 12th Apr 2013, 06:24
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Dog: Buggah, not a tree in sight. I'm gonna have to bite the nav's nuts for that.
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Old 12th Apr 2013, 06:57
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Fetch!


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Old 12th Apr 2013, 07:04
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I hope you've packed my tennis ball ...
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Old 12th Apr 2013, 07:05
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'That's a funny looking monkey on the parachute harness.'

RAF Dog Handler "That's no monkey, that's an Alsation!"

'I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your dog.'

(Eye thank ewe, I'm here til Thursday, try the veal.)
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Old 12th Apr 2013, 07:10
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Surplus ... Norwegian substitute veal ?
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Man: ADEPT HALO FIDO complete, Over....

Dog: WOOFTER
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