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Old 12th Feb 2013, 02:24
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Judging 1200Z Tuesday

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 05:58
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"Do you remember how bad it was during the war, we were forced to eat horse meat!"

or

"Well you can leave these buggies safely outside of Tesco's! Just try that with a Horse"
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 06:55
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I hear someone new is joining us with a special buggy for getting around ... I think he's called Benedict ... any clue what 16 Squadron flew ?

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Old 12th Feb 2013, 08:01
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Race you to the next lights
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Doris 02.58 GMT did the ground move for you as well?
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 10:33
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"There was going to be six of us in this race Doris, one was going to be the Pope..... But typical Catholic, he withdrew early"


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Old 12th Feb 2013, 11:17
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Samantha, the Golden Envelope please...

Third Place - Nutloose

"There was going to be six of us in this race Doris, one was going to be the Pope..... But typical Catholic, he withdrew early"
Second Place - 622

Doris, can you lend me a woodbine in case they call 'smoke on..go' ?
and the Winner is...jwcook

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Well you can leave these buggies safely outside of Tesco's! Just try that with a Horse"
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 11:45
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Congrats chaps
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 12:34
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Cheers...
Try this one..




"Guess where the third ones finger is!!"
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:14
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See I told you ... from this angle the Ministers nose looks like the sharp end of a Rapier
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:15
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So, what equipment do we need next?
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:18
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Look Minister it's painted green so it should belong to the Army.
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:20
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That's it Minster these are drill rounds because they drill into the target

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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:22
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No Minister they are Rapiers not Reapers
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 13:56
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'Yes minister, due to cutbacks, our only ground to air defence is to point our finger and shout 'bang!'

'I say, and does it work?'

P1
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 14:04
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Psst ... I'll hold him down while you insert one of your missiles up his rear end and my colleague here will light the blue touch paper ... all our problems solved in one blinding Wooosh
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 14:10
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In view of the terrorist threat we'll be keeping your regiment Colonel, and co-incidentally relocating you to a couple of miles from my house. OK?
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 17:21
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"Pull my finger"

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Old 12th Feb 2013, 17:58
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Nah ... sorry it didn't come with an instruction manual ... we're still trying to work out how it all fits together

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Old 12th Feb 2013, 18:19
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"Those two really ugly fellows....well uh....Buster and NutLoose, Minister!"
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Old 12th Feb 2013, 19:01
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Stu Atha: "Now you see that Blindfire Unit, well when it swings round it will just clear the Minister's head...bugger, that wasn't supposed happen...Medic!"
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