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Old 7th Feb 2013, 21:10
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Man on left to Woman, " I'm telling you, if you PVR they take the batteries out of your mobility scooter"

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Old 7th Feb 2013, 21:16
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Ok, so Tesco's it is, we'll cause havoc in the aisles.
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Old 7th Feb 2013, 21:55
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"Why's Bert looking so glum?"
"I told him I'd hide his dentures if he didn't agree to take my speeding points."
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Old 7th Feb 2013, 22:10
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Clarkson said the congestion charge wouldn't work.
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Old 7th Feb 2013, 22:20
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"No I don't mind having Broccoli for lunch, but they should realise at our age we dribble down our tunics"
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 02:46
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Doris was clearly impressed with Bert's chopper...

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Old 8th Feb 2013, 04:27
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Damm MOD Cutbacks, last years retireees all got Honda Civic Hybrids

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Second from right to one behind
"Do try and get in line, we need all the men we can get,, so few of us left for the 22 ship Hunter roll"

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Honda training course for the over 60's to show just HOW SLOW they can drive on Britains roads.

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Remake of Thuunderbirds are go with the surviving original cast

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Old 8th Feb 2013, 07:47
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The Yeomanry Mounted Division still sort things out with a race to the finish.
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 08:35
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By a strange twist of fate F3WMB unbeknowingly revels the true identities of PPRuNe CapComers

Left to Right ...

Coff, Rather be Gardening, SASless, Buster and NutLoose
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 08:41
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2nd from right; Bloody Doris. Not only has she got all the medals, she's also got the chest to pin them on!
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 08:42
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'Orse meat...'orse meat...I tell you, when we were in the trenches we dreamed of 'orse meat"



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Old 8th Feb 2013, 09:19
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Bloke on left: Did you trump?
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 09:48
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"I'm glad Boeing didn't make the battery systems for these".
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 10:45
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Doris- "... and then the doctor said my ankles were swollen, which was odd, because they've always been like that. It was a prerequisite when I joined up"

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Old 8th Feb 2013, 10:59
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Being on jankers was never fun, as seen by the figure on the right, whose punishment was to be given last years model scooter.
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 11:19
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"I was talking to two guys in the pub just back from Afghanistan, barren they said and drier than a Tuaregs sandal they said, ohhh I said, so you have met our Doris then"



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Old 8th Feb 2013, 11:27
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Chap on left to Doris-"So, I got told I'm off to Afghanistan after the weekend, they say some of us won't make it back, nudge, nudge, wink wink.."

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Old 8th Feb 2013, 11:28
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Right Standard Departure Checks ... usual drill "Challenge and Response" as I call the FRC's ...



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Old 8th Feb 2013, 11:40
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Courtney old chap do we have to go everywhere in Battle Formation
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Old 8th Feb 2013, 11:53
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Two on the left..."Doris. If I knew you were still a Virgin, I'd have given you all my pension!"
"Bert. If I knew you could still get it up, I'd have taken my stockings off!"
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