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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:22
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The girls going commando and leather seats....why no problem Guv....eliminates the need for seat belts!


Ohhh this? It's my suicide bomber clean up kit, no one's going to heaven through the a/hole of my pig

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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:23
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Tourism Tennessee selects its new poster girl, ...and rider

Their 2013 slogan is "spoilt for choice"
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:33
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Full speed was only a short step from a canter to a trotter..


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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:36
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When I said "arm the Hog" I meant the A-10 !
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:42
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Not a caption, but reminds me of Butcher Beynon dreaming in Under Milk Wood.. "hunting on pigback shoots down the wild giblets".
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Ham de Hock sucker !
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 17:50
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This is not what I had in mind when you said you wanted to pork me.
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Pork scratchings anyone
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 18:20
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Pig farmers, welcome to horse rustling for Tesco 2013.
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Swine sty and bumpsadaisy
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 18:29
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Don't tell BEagle and Cortney or we'll have Weber Barbecue recipes galore
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 19:03
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Who's the swine that stole my horse?

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Sweet n sour Pork.


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"When I said I wanted a hog, I meant a

Harley-Davidson!

Or

The new Boss Hog rides into town.
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 19:35
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Chop chop and Foxtrotter Oscar ...

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Old 16th Jan 2013, 19:45
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SACW white swore blind no one would see her dating a member of the RAF Police and live to tell the tale.

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Hey is that an Uzi? No it's a Heckler and Kosher.


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Old 16th Jan 2013, 20:05
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With a nod to Nutty ...

Yes the pigs name is Snowdrop
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 20:17
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"Gid away from that thing, Hog!"
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 20:32
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"Here Soo Wee Soo Wee" ... Now look here I've told you lot before my name is Sue Lee not Soo Wee
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Old 16th Jan 2013, 20:34
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Sheila brought a whole look at the notion of "Pork Loins".
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She's not quite pork crackling is she SASless
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