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Old 28th Dec 2012, 10:01
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Whilst doing a Running Change at Speak Airport recently a local chav attempts to syphon the tanks

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Old 28th Dec 2012, 12:02
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Hold on a mo Santa, the reindeer are refusing to pull your new sledge without a pay-rise
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Old 28th Dec 2012, 12:30
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Another step and the loadie would have his foot in the noose, then the skipper could try out the new bungee cord he got for Christmas.
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Old 28th Dec 2012, 13:07
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The Conversion of Tax Dollars to Noise nearly complete, plod pulls his wire….
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Old 28th Dec 2012, 13:10
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Bloody Hell, thought the aging Captain, the loadies are so young these days this one's still got his baby harness on!
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Old 28th Dec 2012, 14:01
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Due to the current crew manning shortages ... aircrew are encouraged to have their medicals whilst "on task" ... seen here is a routine colonoscopy underway

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Old 28th Dec 2012, 18:10
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OK guys, I know how to fly monoline C/L but I still think we need longer lines.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 05:02
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Time to judge ?
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 05:07
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I second for judging.

This ones well worn out.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 07:46
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Airman Prune's idea of a full-scale control-line c130 looked really good on the ground but getting the thing to fly in circles on a 50ft wire was going to prove difficult...
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 09:13
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>I second for judging. This ones well worn out.<

Last orders then, gents -- results at 1200A today.

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 11:48
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Sorry to be late on parade --delayed by heavy flooding locally.

CBE to Coffman Starter with:

Whilst doing a Running Change at Speke Airport recently a local chav attempts to syphon the tanks

CMG to Rather Be Gardening with:

Chiefy's Officer-Training Lesson 1 - How to get them to keep the cockpit tidy. You will need: 2 crocodile clips, a length of cable and access to the National Grid

But today's Companion of Honour is Lafyar Cokov with the keyboard/coffee inducing:

Another step and the loadie would have his foot in the noose, then the skipper could try out the new bungee cord he got for Christmas.

You have control, sir -- and a very happy new year to all.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 12:43
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Thank you so so much - I'm honoured..........


........... however it wasn't me!!!!!!!!

I think the accolade goes to SteveCox.............
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 12:57
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No! I'm Spartacus!!!!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 13:39
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I am Spartacus


Or something close to that
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 14:19
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>I think the accolade goes to SteveCox............. <

Sorry all, total brain failure. Blame too much of the Christmas spirit. Take it away, Mr Cox, amidst humble apologies from ACW Towers.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:08
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Thanks ACW599, lets see what you make of this one:



Judging shall we say Thursday 3rd, 1500Z unless it dies before then. That will give us all time to sober up.

Happy new year to you all.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:08
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Congrats all ... the closest I'll ever get to a CBE

Come on Mr Cox some of us are turning blue with withdrawal symptoms ... or is that cold turkey this time of the year
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:10
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Oooops !



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